Life as a Skeleton Sitter

chappy 9

The day of the ball you wake up early and call mettaton. "I have a problem. It involves girl things." "You need help finding an outfit for the ball don't you?" ............ "is it that obvious?" "Yes it is darling. You call me up any time you need help with something big and girly. And from how Gs been talking it has to do with him." "How has he been talking?" "Like a lovestruck fool. He's not very happy about you going to the ball with his brother and not him. Why did you agree to it anyways? You know he's mine." "He made me promise on my ballerina." "The one G got you?" "Wait how did you know?" "He had me clean it up and I saw the name and address on it." "Oh..... well should you come over or me come over?" "I'll send a limo darling. Don't bring anything but yourself ok darling?" "Of course! Wouldn't dream of it. I'll be waiting. Bye bye boo." Click. You hung up your flip phone and turn around only to bump into Gs chest. "Who's was that?" "None of your business. Now I've got to get my stand in ready before I leave." "Where are you going?" "Again it's none of your business." He huffs and grabs her by her waist pulling her close when she tried to leave. He doesn't like when she pulls this shit of 'none of your business'. It drives him insane. "Teeeelllllll meeeeee." He says in a really annoying voice. You struggle stubbornly and your face is red. "Never!" Damn ____ your a bitch and a half to crack aren't ya? Any normal girl would've just told him but to you it's such a habit nothing can get it out of you. Eventually you manage to escape to your room and lock the door laughing. You swear he's like a kid sometimes. Not that you mind it but it can be a bit of a hassle at times. You call up your replacement and tell her your leaving the list of things to do in your room on the vanity. Then you put on a leather glove and unlock the door before leaping out the window. Your gloved hand grabs the pole outside making your body twirl around it. You give G -who has just opened the door and walked in- a salute before letting yourself slide down the pole. Of course he was waiting for you at the bottom. He just doesn't leave shit alone does he? You leap off the pole and over his head before landing gracefully behind him. "You'll never catch me copper!" Sure it was a ridiculous thing to say but it made him pause a moment so you were able to escape into the limo that had just pulled up. "I see your as punctually graceful as usual." You roll your eyes. "Yeah well G was getting nosy. Sure it's cute at times but right now it's annoying." Your pink robot friend snickers. "I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks your running away with another man." You look at him funny. "What makes you think that?" "He's already a paranoid sap. Add love to the mix and how you left him just now and what do you get?" You make a face. Maybe how you left wasn't the best. Because mettaton is right about Gs paranoia. And his possessive nature. And his guilt about the shit he's pulled. "I'll just have to make it up to him later then." Mettaton gives you a perverted look. You blush hard and your about to say something but then your phone rings. "Hello? Ah papyrus." "YES HELLO MY FRIEND. I JUST REMEMBERED I SIGNED UP FOR SECURITY DUTY THIS YEAR SO I WONT BE ABLE TO BE YOUR DATE IN SPITE OF OUR PROMISE. MAYBE YOU CAN GO WITH G? He seems to be upset looking for you. Did he do something stupid again?" You can hear G in the background pacing and talking and surprisingly papyrus actually whispered the last part. You didn't know he even could considering all the libraries he's been kicked out of. "Not really I called up mettaton for help to get ready since I don't know much about girly things and he got a bit nosy. And clingy. So I escaped out the window. I didn't want him knowing I need help acting like a girl." "I DONT THINK HE WOULD MIND AT ALL-'hey is that ____? Hand it to me I need to talk to her.' BROTHER NO. IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER CALL HER ON YOUR OWN PHONE. 'But I don't have her number now gimme.' NO BROTHER. IM BUSY TALKING TO HER ABOUT IMPORTANT MATTERS. IF YOU WANT ILL GIVE YOU HER NUMBER IN A MINUTE. QUIT ACTUNG LIKE A LITTLE BOY. IM SORRY ____ IVE GOT TO GO- SANS!! OH MY GOD! *weird shuffling noises and a struggle* ____ hey hey why'd you leave like that? I mean it was bad ass but paps no I'm talking now go away. ITS MY PHONE!!!" You can't help but giggle your ass off at what's going on. "It's not funny!! I was worried!" "What for? You know I don't like it when you get nosy. Besides I have a short errand from mettaton before heading to the ball so I'll meet up with you there ok G? Bye cutie. Love you." Click. "Oh you are just cruel darling." Your face might as well look like fresh red produce right now. Your guard was down from the silliness of the situation and it slipped out. Not that you didn't mean it but you were planning on waiting a little longer before you said it. "I didn't mean to. Oh boy. This'll be awkward as shit later." He blows up her phone for nearly an hour after that but she forgot it in the limo. Of course mettaton has her busy to with beautification things like a face mask and eyebrow plucking. All sorts of terrifying girl things. Your stuffed into a corset and lacy skivvies. Set after set while your hair is being pulled this way and that curled and straightened. Though it's light you've never worn more make up in your life. It just accentuates your natural features. Then you have to put on dress after dress. Until finally mettaton stops at a rich purple dress with a deep sweetheart neck and even deeper slits in the hips. Silver gloves and a fur boa are added with silverish grey strappy stilettos. You look like a silver and grey classy Jessica rabbit with a curled upsweep. "Are you sure this isn't to much? I feel over dressed." "Darling I've only done the bare basics. I could've done SO much more if I wanted. Your work wardrobe needs updating tho. These are so last week!" "But I like my work wardrobe you got me. It's special." He chuckles amused. "So sentimental darling. Don't ever lose that ok? Oh I almost forgot the finishing touch." He puts a silk silver choker around my neck. It has a Purple Heart made of pure crystal dangling from it. "It's beautiful...." "well of course. I picked it out didn't I? That and its on you." You snort and roll your eyes. "Save your flirting for papyrus. How much time till the ball?" He checks his watch. "It starts....... thirty seven minutes ago. So we're right on time. Lets go darling. Your skeleton awaits." You don't say anything but your face says it all and mettaton finds it to be the cutest thing ever. You walk downstairs elegantly like mettaton showed you and hope no one saw you yet. But someone did. Someone tall and wearing a certain suit you got them.