Life as a Skeleton Sitter

chappy 4

After that you don't see hide nor bone of G until Friday. Which is weird because he practically lives here. It was nice to be able to relax tho. When the time comes to leave you walk out in a flowy purple sundress and a white floppy sunhat. You have a picnic planned for the child in order to get to know them. You have a basket packed and everything. You walk outside the bar and grill letting the warm sunlight hit your face. "Never saw you in a dress before." Its G. His hands shoved in the pockets of his trousers as he smokes a cigar. "You look fat." You aren't gonna let him get to you today. In fact you decide to give him a compliment. "And you look like someone who fell asleep in horseshit. Cause that's what your full of." You smile and sashay past him not needing him to help you get there. You got directions from papyrus so your good. You feel him following you and you roll your eyes. "I don't need you to follow me. I know where I'm going." He scoffs. "Yeah well paps told me to keep an eye on you so you don't get taken by creeps." You smirk and give him the side eye. "Creeps like yourself you mean? I think I can handle it." "Hey I go easy on you wench." "Now that's insulting. And here i was thinking you hated me enough to use full force. Guess I'll just have to work harder to get on your nerves." "Do you want me to hurt you?" "I don't know could be fun." That made him at a loss for words. Good. You hum lightly to some jazz you were listening to earlier until you reach a dirty apartment building. It's nicer than all the other monster friendly buildings. Even has a decent pool. You walk up the stairs as if you've been here before and knock on a door. Papyrus answers it carefully until he sees you. "____! How are you?! G why didn't you teleport her?! You could've at least taken her bags!" You grab papyrus by his sleeve. "It's fine poppy. I would've felt insulted if he tried. Anyways where's the little scamp hiding at? I've prepared a picnic." At the mention of a picnic a small brown haired child comes out of hiding from behind the couch and makes grabby hands at papyrus. They are wearing the cutest sailor suit. "Oh aren't you just the cutest?! Frisk was it? Oh you got dressed special for me? You flatter me you tiny flirt. I think we're going to get along quite well." Boy the kid is a fast hand talker. You grab the kid when they reach for you and nuzzle their face getting the cutest giggle from them. You kiss their head and smile before setting down everything but your basket. "Would you boys like to join us? We're going to the park. I have a whole schedule for them I'd like you to approve or give your thoughts on. Including their diet. Aw don't worry frisk dinosaur nuggets will still be on the menu." Papyrus was all for joining but G was going to go work. Papyrus was having none of this and dragged him along. The park you went to was small but safe as few knew it even exists. You found it years ago and take care of it in your free time. Only the people and monsters you've babysat for know where it is and keep it hush hush so the city life doesn't ruin it. It's about a fifteen minute walk into the woods and surrounded by tall wild bushes there are a few gaps in the bushes you cut out so you didn't have to fight to get in. Seems some kids are here today with their parents. Monster kid a human named Jeremy a rabbit by the name of Mimi. it's almost to cute to see the human boy play with monsters. You taught him well. You set out a blanket and set your basket down. Frisk seems to be glued to your back like a chimp. You hand them one of your famous fried sandwiches and set the food out. Fruit, cake, sweet chili, hot sauce, pie, fried sandwiches, regular ham and cheese, and some potato wedges. For drink you just have water and juice. You learn that frisk likes pie over cake and doesn't like spicy foods. They like to dress up and flirting is a hobby. You end up smacking the piss out of G for cussing in front of the kid. All because he didn't think the hot sauce was actually hot. Idiot. "It's HOT sauce it's going to be HOT. That doesn't give you an excuse to cuss in front of children." "Yeah? Then why're you dressed like a slut?" "Excuse me? This dress goes to my ankles and shows no cleavage! Now if you find my arms and ankles sexy that's not my problem but it's not something a slut would wear." Perfect. He shut up. You then proceed to play with frisk while G appears to be trying come up with a comeback. He never did. You teach frisk patty cake and other fun hand games to play. They are an absolute gem in your eyes. By the end of the picnic they basically glue themselves to your side. When you guys head home papyrus or poppy as you like to call him carries the basket while you carry a passed out frisk. G is stomping ahead angry that frisk didn't want to be carried by him right then. So jealous. You try not to laugh at how cute that is. You know there are some cute sweet and good parts of G but he seems intent on making sure you only see the bad parts of him. That and no matter how genuine and caring and nice you are he insists on hating you with a venom you didn't earn. Like one time you gave him a new hat for his birthday trying to make peace and be nice since his old one got shot up a week pryer. It wasn't cheap either. 200 dollars you honestly didn't have available to spend because your phone bill was coming up to have it handcrafted in the style he likes with the comfortable skull grip. They don't make that style anymore which is why you had it handcrafted. You gave it to him so happy. Grinning ear to ear even. Then it was dashed like that with- "why're you giving this to me. You want something?" "No I don't want anything I just heard it was your birthday." He sneered at you. "I don't don't want anything from a filthy human like you." And then he took his cigar and put it out using the top of the hat. You were used to this treatment but this time it hurt. Your eyes watered and you were about to actually cry in front of him. Then it changes to you being pissed and you sock him so hard in the face he flew back off his chair his nose hole and mouth were bleeding. Then you stormed off slamming the stairs door behind you. You heard from a monster later that Grilby got pissed and beat the shit out of him before kicking him out for a whole month for making you cry. Of course G blamed you for his friend turning on him like that. Once back poppy leads you to a small spare room and helps you unpack while frisk plays with your hair clips. It's a simple creme color themed room. A small full size bed with creme colored blankets and white pillows. A plain white vanity a white dresser and a small closet. Poppy helps you change the sheets and blankets to the purple ones you brought with you along with purple curtains that have white roses on them. Dried lavender roses are then put in a vase and set on the vanity. An old bone china music box is set next to it. It was your grandmothers. An old ballerina China doll now stands proudly in its little stand frozen mid dance. En pointe her arms extended gracefully as her leg lifts behind her almost to her head. You honestly don't know who have it to you. It just showed up in the mail a couple months ago. You liked it very much and it became your most precious item second only to your music box. Once that's done poppy leaves to go work with G. You of course do your job and cook Dino nuggets with corn and Mac'n'cheese. Not the healthiest but you didn't get approval yet. After that you do bedtime stretches with them before letting them watch some cartoons until bedtime. You read them fluffy bunny before playing your music box and singing them to sleep. Once their out you put on a big baggy blue button up shirt and a white apron before tying your hair up with a hanky and putting a mask over your mouth. It's clear a man lives here. It's filthy. You set about cleaning to bring a woman's touch into the apartment. A woman with a chainsaw. It's almost one in the morning by the time it's decentish and you end up falling asleep on the couch exhausted and a little queasy from the nasty food you put down the sink. You had the weirdest dream that you were a princess being carried away from a loud evil wizard by a handsome smooth yet accented hero who kissed your head before setting you down in a bed of purple roses. The man then smiles but before you could see his face he bows and turns into golden flower petals.