Voldemort is a drag queen who drinks unicorn blood to stay young but one day some jealous bish slipped some poison in dat thing but it didn't kill her she became very ugly and lost her nose and hair she was so sad and depressed that she became a stripper.
One day she met Doddy at the club and he liked the dancing so much that he gave Voldemort a sock to free her from the depression.He told Voldemort that the sock was magic and and it would give him hair and a nouse if he rubbed it hard in the bald head and nouse.
Voldy did it but it didn't work so he was so mad with dobby he went to his house and made a pudding with doddys body and ate it.
After that he was so depressed because he realized he loved Dobby and he started crying unicorn tears and then Dobby appears saying that he actually killed and ate a chihuahua.
Dobby told Voldy that he had to get a nouse job so Voldy did it because he loved him to much.The clinic was owned by Bella Thorne and Kim Kardashian Voldemort asked for a nouse job but Kim gave him a boobs and booty job.
When the operation was over Voldemort went to hug Dobby but he accidentally killed him because the boobs were to big.
Voldy was so depressed after that so he went to kill himself but then he met Shrek and fell in love with him and then got pregnant and after the baby was born they killed it cuz it was to ugly but they still loved each other so the went to get married in Zaholand ,but the king of the place Zaho Rama didn't like LGBT so he didn't let them get married and executed them.
