After the death of Voldy Dobby and Shrek you would think the story its over but its just starting (like my career to being famous).
Figaro now the child of miracles was the horrendous offspring of shrek and voldy that managed to survive.He has grown up to follow on his parents footsteps by being a nousless ugly green prostitute
But nobody wanted some of dat bic
So desperate to have a successful career he went into a plastic clinic to become sexsy again like his late father
At the clinic he met the most beautiful thing he had ever seen........and so he smacked dat as*
Then he heard a pig🐖*hoinggg* *hoinggg*before the pig farted it smelled like silicon and figaro fell in love
Then the one and only Peppa pig turend around instantly was amazed with him but she said she couldn't be with someone who wasn't as thicc as her so he aggred and after the operation on peppas clinic which surprisingly worked out he was looking like a thicc queen
when Kim and Nicki saw him they were quaking.They were so jealous they decided to ruin the new couple lives.
They had to make a resurrection potion to bring Voldy back so they had to sacrifice Aquamen,abs boiii and Mariah Carey witch was sad but had to be done and then mix them all in a cauldron.
After they cracked some golden egg as the finishing touch lord voldybaldy was back again look like a skinny legend.
He was so angry when he learnt that his ugly son was alive that he went to take revange
While all this was happening figaro and peppa were listening to peppas new album when suddenly voldy smacked the door open and voldy entered
when he so how happy they were driven by hatred and anger for his long lost love shrek he blamed figaro for everything
Then he took peppa pig smacked a long stick through her and started cooking her while singing campfire songs
Figaro was crying devastated for his love but Voldy said that now he knows how it feels to lose the one you love
After some time Voldy got hungry and started eating Peppa figaro at the same time had conflicted feelings but gave in and asked voldy for a piece
As he was eating that bacon he was amazed at how good Peppa tasted.They eate all was left from peppa having some father son bonding time
Then Voldy noticed that after all that bacon he wasn't skinny anymore so out of depression killed himself
At the same time the king of the place Zaho after he saw the disaster decided such an ugly thing as figaro didn't deserve to live in Zaholand so he executed him.
THE END
(for now)
