One day voldermort was making his way downtown waling fast bu then he saw the prettiest thing he had ever seen a ugly boy he went up to him and asked his name. His name was harry potter voldemort started flirting with him but suddenly he was interrupted by a egg not just any egg a golden egg the goldenest in history. She told voldermort to BACK THE FUCK UP THIS IS MY MANZ PERIODDDTT.
Voldemort filled with anger he went home and started searching for the eggs addres he found it and was ready to crack some shells. He went inside the home and witnessed millions of eggs scattered on the floor he tried not to break them and sneakily went inside the bedroom there he saw THE GODDES EGG BALLISTJA LULI I VOCERR sleeping peacefully. He pulled out a pan and 💥.
His hamd was caught the golden eggs eyes filled with fury she started doing karate while singing CHUN LI. Voldermort tried to fight back but her power was to big.
She killed voldermort with her flossing dance. The next day voldermort funeral was going on the golden egg was in a white dress 👗 with her spouse harry 👰 she went to his casquette and spit on it and she said that nose belongs in the ground its the most horrendous thong ive ever seen not like my nose i got it done at Kim and Kylie's plastic clinic.
