The abduction of lovers

Ch 2

HARRYS POV

I snuck her into my black van, I helped her in because she was to hunched over to get in my van. she smiled and laughed as I ripped her arm out of her socket. Her legs like gelatin, it took all of my strength to pull her ass in to the van. it was just as I got her in when the wheel popped in my car. I screeched like a pterodactyl and dropped her in a pile of dog shit. my wings flung out and I flew over to the other side of my car. her double jointed fingers in the air reaching for my leg. when she grabbed it, we flew into the night. I lost strength because she was so fat and scrwany, that we went spirilang down in to shreks house, and saw him preformi g the nasty with Fiona in bed. it was a sight to see alright. I picked up a thing off the floor and slipped it on carefully, not to rip the thin strings that held my ass and parts together. Victoria eyed me up but was clearly looking at shrek, no, obsessing over shrek. I quickly grabbed her and plunged deep into the ocean, where we discovered, mrs. puff and sandy, also doing the nasty. Grunting filled the room. Victoria hunched over and picked up a thong, this is how our trend started.

"AHEIYOWIQGWBSVSVABWME" screamed mrs.puff. we knew it was time to exit.