HARRYS POV
I heard grunting and knew that victoria had joined the rital with daquan and shrek. Felicia was screeching in pain bc victoria threw her out the window like a bad ass bish. All of a sudden heard a loud cracking sound followed by shreks girly scream. A strange lookin dude just fleqw through the window. He announced thst his name was don and that he was a hoe. Eventually we figured out that he was a shrekologist and a dirty hoe who had AIDS. He spread his AIDS to shrek after an intercourse they had later that day that i was forced to watch. Victoria was trying to retrieve her memory of her past lufe by using an ouija board.
VICTORIAS POV
Don Lothario was a miracle, he was interiging, captivating, subtle, and a bad a$$, he was gettin some oprah dollas from being a prostitute/gay stripper for the males who needed to have some fun ;). Don was foaming bc shrek (also a male prostitute) had given him rabies. He had 15 children that he hadnt caqred for since birth, and he has 2 male boyfriends (the others are transgender from male to female) but don thought transgenders were sexy af and even he was considering it. he wanted breastsw to hold when shreks moobs werent there to comforrt him & give him malk. Daquan took me to an asian cusine where all the asians wanted his autograph, he told me a poick up line that made me tingle.
"what can b smooth but also rough ;)))))))?"
"ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM"
"ahahsjgduigsfgerfuoiresb that was sew funnie daquan ur my bae 5 ever <3!!!!111121!!!!@2"
HARRYS POV
while victoria was gone some craz beep happened. Don and shrek... they cant stop its been 2 days straight (not that they are) and i havent slept ever since don forced me to join in. heres how it went.......
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The abduction of lovers
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