Getting that 1D

Chapter 1- what's HE doing in MY lobby

Mr. Moseby's perspective

I'm chilling in my lobby. I glance into the mirror and my hair falls around my perfectly framed face. I look like Meghan Fox, I think. My reflection is wearing one of my old suits. I don't care, though. I'm not like most middle-aged men. I'm different. I've always been that way.
I'm gazing into my own eyes, just thinking about how sexy Danny Devito is. He's so round and pretty.
Suddenly, in walks DANNY DEVITO. He says, "I'm excited for this cruise."
I'm fixated by his deeply brown orbs. He would never fall for me😔I look down at my old, beaten up converse.
He takes my hand. "Hey, never give up."
I gaze into his brown orbs and am about to lean in for a kiss when Ke$ha walks in.
She rips his hand off me and puts her arm around him. As she does this, I see an engagement ring on her finger. She glares at me, as if to say, "hands off, bitch".
Danny looks at me with his kind, Shrek-esque eyes. They leave my lobby. I cry.

Three hours later, Danny comes back into my lobby.
"I'm sorry about earlier."
I look into his eyes and I'm about to tell him I love him when One Direction walks in. They grab him and kidnap him.
"OH NO" I say as Danny is carried away.