It was just a normal day, but what I saw was anything but normal. I saw a commercial for "Avocados from Mexico." Avocados for me wasn't my ideal snacc or whatever. But that commercial changed my opinion before you could say "Hi SiStErS!"
That avocado on my TV was just so irresistible! I ran up to the TV screen hazed, begging for magical powers to bring the commercial back so I could watch that yumminess again.
And what brought this on? I honestly couldn't tell you.
I jumped into my SUV, started the engine and off I went to Whole Foods. I ran in caring about nothing but my AVOCADOS!! For real, that was the fastest I've ever ran in my life! Take that Coach Heffley!
I grabbed as much as my arms would hold (7) and ran to the Self Check-Out, because I wasn't dealing with those old lady's that take all the time in the world to tell you about their husband Walter and his most recent back surgery.
Once I arrived home I shoved a random avocado in my mouth like a chipmunk and I realized I would never be the same. The texture of the skin and the insides made me melt. And don't even get me started on the pit. All, so heavenly!
I made my love for the this magnificent being known like this authors love for the Phantom of the Opera. (Don Juan Triumphant!)