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[Author's note: never keep a hard boiled egg in your car for like 3-4 months and live in Texas and don't let your friend accidentally step on it. Bc it will become petrified and stink. Like legit it got so hard. Hopefully your mom is kind enough to get wet wipes and clean it up for you, but then makes you through it away in the bank parking lot trash can and you hold it the wrong way and some of it falls out on you feet. And half of the time your enemy is driving by staring at you.]
