Adam Gontier As A Teacher

Fired Again

"First of all Adam, I heard their conversation out there about how you ditched work to go to the strip club."
"What makes you think I would EVER do such a thing?"
"Again, I heard the conversation."
"What conversation?"
"Adam, I am not playing your game today!"
"I'm not playing games either."
"That's it! Both of you leave now!"
"What?!" Neil blurted out. "You heard me! Leave now or I'm calling the police!"
"You called?" Someone suddenly asked as the vice principal turns and sees a police officer standing there. "What the!"
"I was coming anyway. An officer saw that blonde fag over there throwing..." That was when he paused and turned to Adam confused. "Whatever that ugly ass thing is supposed to be."
"Excuse me! I am not a thing, and I understand you're jealous that you'll never even compare to me in terms of sexiness or really anything else for that matter, but you don't need to take that out on me!" Adam butted in. "We all know that's not true since even a gremlin is sexier than you, but if you are really that convinced that you are what the world could call 'sexy', then you do you." The cop argued. "But anyway, he was throwing it at some ginger bitch-"
"Um... That 'ginger bitch' would be my wife!" Adam called out again. "Oh, whatever." He huffed. "Alright, let's try this again. The officer then goes over to them and asks them what's going on, but none of them would answer, so he tries to arrest them, but these two backed their car into his and ruined it, then drove 50 km over the speed limit."
"50 KM?!" She squawked. "Yep." He responded as he turned to them. "So now, I would like you both to put your hands behind your back now before I tase you!" That was when I rushed out of hiding. "What the fuck is going on here?!"
"It's none of your business. Get back to class now or I'm going to have the cop arrest you too!" She ordered. "Oh I'm sorry. Did you WANT me to tell the cop about how you threatened to 'get physical' with me and drag me by my underwear, which is just fucking sick by the way, back to class?"
"What?!" The cop responded. "Don't listen to her. She's lying!"
"Do you need me to show him the footage on the school cameras?" I asked as the cop turned to her. "Put your hands behind your back!"
"Wait! So you're actually going to believe her?!"
"Again, there are cameras all over the school. If I need to show him the footage, I will!" I butted in. "How can you show him something that doesn't exist?" She lied. "Oh it exists. You also told my mom that you're sick of her kid always wandering around the hall instead of going to class and giving you attitude, then proceeded to tell her that if she doesn't start doing a better job at raising 'it', then you were gonna have to do it yourself!"
"Listen woman. We can either do this the easy way where you put your hands behind your back so that no one will get hurt, or we can do it the hard way where I tase you and throw you by your underwear into a tiny cell for the rest of your life!" The cop ordered. "Ew! You want to touch her underwear?!" I butted in. "You stay out of it or I'll arrest you too."
"Alright, sorry." I sighed as he turned to her. "So what is it? Are we doing this the easy way or the hard way?"
"You might wanna look behind you. They're trying to leave." She said. That was when he looks and sees that they are in fact trying to leave, so he runs after them as she sneaks away. "Nice try, but you're still going to jail." The cop said as he grasped Adam's hands. "You might wanna look behind you. She's getting away." Adam blurted out. "Whatever. I'll deal with her later."
"Listen man. I think I'm pretty innocent in this situation. It was that 'blonde fag' and the 'ginger bitch' who kept throwing me back and forth at each other, and that 'blonde fag' was the one that ruined his car."
"Fine, I won't arrest you." The cop sighed as he let go of Adam's arms. "Sweet! Bye forever bitch!" He exclaimed as he darts out the door. That was when the cop runs after Neil until he finally catches him, puts him in handcuffs and drags him out to the car.