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annoying folk: hi luke !!

luke: hi stalker

annoying folk: whatcha doin' ?

luke: waiting for you to leave me alone

luke: you ?

annoying folk: talking to the most beautiful boy in the worldddddd

luke: why won't you quit ?

annoying folk: quit what ?

luke: annoying me

luke: making fun of me

annoying folk: making fun of u ? i'm not ?!

luke: yes you are

luke: i know this is a joke

luke: it has to be

luke: and it's not even funny

annoying folk: it's not a joke i swear !!!

annoying folk: i just really want to see u happy !!!

annoying folk: and see u smile :)

luke: why ?

annoying folk: bc u have a beautiful smile

annoying folk: and bc i like you

luke: haha funny that

luke: how are you so sure i'm gay ?

annoying folk: you came out to the whole school ? and i'm in the same school as u ?

annoying folk: ur making no sense

luke: yeah

luke: alright

luke: dumb me

annoying folk: ur not dumb luke !

annoying folk: ur really smart :)

luke: fine 

luke: who are you, then ?

annoying folk: just a boy who's trying to get u to smile :)

luke: what's your name, kid ?

annoying folk: i'm older than u ...

luke: well, not even asking how you know my age but whatever

luke: what's your name ?

annoying folk: it's starts with an s

annoying folk: and ends with a e

luke: okay ... don't know anyone like that ...

annoying folk: SMILE

luke: ugh

annoying folk: c'mon, pleaseeee ?

luke: even if i did, you wouldn't know and you'd still annoy me

annoying folk: touché

annoying folk: tell me more about u ?

luke: stalkerrrrr

annoying folk: c'monnnn pleaseeeeee

luke: fine

luke: what do you want to know ?

annoying folk: where do u live

annoying folk: any kinks ?

annoying folk: jk haha

annoying folk: what r ur favourite bands ?

luke: i like blink-182, atl and the neighbourhood. you ?

annoying folk: oh ! i like those too ! and i actually really love green day and mcr too !!

luke: cool

annoying folk: do u like any bands that no one knows ?

luke: yeah

annoying folk: tell ME

luke: but then somebody would know 

annoying folk: does not matter

luke: it's one direction

annoying folk: HA HA HA HA GAY

annoying folk: jk 

annoying folk: i'm also gay

annoying folk: and i also like them :)

luke: cool

annoying folk: stop saying cool

luke: cool

annoying folk: lukeeeee

luke: cool

annoying folk: i have a banana up my ass

luke: cool

annoying folk: i have a dick in my mouth 

luke: cool

annoying folk: we're gonna get married some day

luke: not cool

annoying folk: oh c'mon !!!

luke: (;

annoying folk: flirting with me ?!?!

annoying folk: how very dare u ?!?

annoying folk: jk

annoying folk: favourite colour ?

annoying folk: i love blue and black and purple and white

luke: i like pink

luke: i mean green *

annoying folk: laughing at u