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clingy stalker: hi luke 

luke: hello

clingy stalker: i saw u today again

clingy stalker: u weren't smiling

luke: oh well

luke: why would i ?

clingy stalker: i dunno

clingy stalker: but u should

clingy stalker: ur not mad at me anymore r u ?

luke: i've already told you i'm hot .

luke: not *

luke: just a little bit hurt

clingy stalker: i'm so sorry luke

clingy stalker: i kind of understand u right now

clingy stalker: my friend was like my brother

clingy stalker: i can't even imagine how hard it must have been to u

luke: it's fine

luke: how are you ?

clingy stalker: sad. but other than that, i'm fine.

clingy stalker: u ?

luke: i'm alright

clingy stalker: good.

clingy stalker: thanks for yesterday btw

luke: it's fine.

clingy stalker: do u maybe wanna play 20 questions with me ?

luke: sure

clingy stalker: just don't ask my name, ok ?

luke: okay

clingy stalker: what's ur favourite hobby ?

luke: eating, sleeping and being on the internet 

luke: why do you want me to smile so much ?

clingy stalker: i told u already

clingy stalker: i think u have a pretty smile 

clingy stalker: do u watch youtubers ? if so, who ?

luke: danisnotonfire, amazingphil, lush, hollylolly99 and shane

luke: you ?

clingy stalker: just the first two and alfie and troye and tyler :)

clingy stalker: have u ever considerated suicide ?

luke: why are you asking that ?!?

clingy stalker: because i've already lost someone to it ...

clingy stalker: i don't want to lose you too...

clingy stalker: ur my only real friend 

luke: oh

luke: but kind of

luke: i've thought of it but i never actually tried to do it

clingy stalker: oh

clingy stalker: ok

luke: okay

clingy stalker: ok

luke: okay

clingy stalker: oK

luke: okAY

clingy stalker: OK

luke: OKAY

clingy stalker: is this the fault in our stars ?

luke: nope

clingy stalker: dicks ?

luke: dicks.

clingy stalker: the fault in our gayness 

luke: oh god

clingy stalker: oh c'mon !

clingy stalker: anyway i've got to go

luke: oh

clingy stalker: talk to u tomorrow ?

luke: sure

clingy stalker: ok byeeeee !!!! xx

luke: g'night stalker x

[A/N: so not one single of you noticed it -- i only noticed it yesterday too. michael's friends with harry, right ? but i've mentioned one direction -.- so yeah, ignore how dumb of me that was and just play along and imagine one direction with other guys, please ? sorry D: ]