yo mama » muke [FINISHED]

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clingy cute stalker: whenever i talk to u i cant think straight

clingy cute stalker: oh wait oops

clingy cute stalker: i'm not straight ;)

luke: pls don't

clingy cute stalker: too late

clingy cute stalker: where have u been all my life ?!?

luke: hiding from you clearly

clingy cute stalker: i've got an oral exam this week ...

clingy cute stalker: can i practice on u ?

luke: no

clingy cute stalker: do u have tetnus ?

luke: no

clingy cute stalker: good cos u'll be nailing me soon ;)

luke: omg stop

clingy cute stalker: r u vegetarian ?

luke: no

clingy cute stalker: good cos i wanna feed u some meat ;)

luke: after this i will never eat meat anymore

luke: jesus

clingy cute stalker: hey there u like it glazed or cream filled ?

luke: fucking god

luke: stop

luke: will you ?!!?

clingy cute stalker: fine

luke: good

luke: hey are you a real man ?

clingy cute stalker: yes ?

luke: great! because real men eat me 

clingy cute stalker: I THOUGH U WERE INNOCENT