Chapter 33 |
Sky 😅
"Yes so you can get gold an pick an extra color of your choice." The wedding planner said
Me, Jarrell and Keisha been out all day getting this shit together since we want to get married in at least 4 months.
"Maybe red?," Jarrell said.
Me and Keisha scrutinized him and replied with an Ew no. "Well bitch ok because I'm new to this."
"We all are."
"Oh my god. Remember when we said we wasn't gonna get married or have kids? No look at us."
We all looked at one another before saying in unison, "SPRUNG!"
Our laughs filled up the building as we got back onto the topic of the extra color to choice.
"Now if you would've said like an red velvet than yeah."
"Let's go with gold and a turquoise?," I questioned. They both nodded smiling.
"Okay, great now let's focus on the cake."
"Let's talk about you and Herb."
"Or Dave." Jarrell smiled.
She gave him the fuck finger, "What about me and Herb?"
"Where do y'all stand? Do you see yourself with him in the future?"
She signed, "No. I don't. I just feel terrible, you know? Like he pulled me from a toxic relationship and I decided to be the biggest dumbass on earth and go back to that stage."
"I already told you don't beat yourself up. And you know a way not to feel guilty? Break up with him."
"What! No. I'm going if like a bigger asshole than now."
"So what are you going to do then?"
"I'm going to wait for him to break up with me."
"And what if he doesn't?" Jarrell rolled his eyes.
"Hey smart ass, do me a favor? Shut the fuck up. Thanks."
He scoffed, "Look. I don't understand what's so hard. I know what the problem is... no one actually wants to talk. Have communication, everybody thinks each other as a fucking mind reader."
"Where's your boyfriend? Since you have so much advice for everyone."
"I swear, it's always the people who single who open they damn mouth the most about somebody relationship." I laughed.
"Oh so, you think you so smart you dumb huh?," He rolled his eyes.
I put my hands up in surrender while he continued to talk, "While y'all living miserable-
"Oh, that's where you wrong. On my way to being happily married luv. Try again."
"Oh. I forgot, Tre turned the hoe into the housewife. He's making history for a difference."
"Don't make me put my purse down."
"Right. If you mad you ain't getting no dick say that." Keisha smiled.
He smiled and I knew some bullshit was about to leave his mouth, "No. But we know you happy since you getting two."
I scoffed as my water sprayed all over my shirt with my eyes burning from it going down the wrong hole. "Oh, bitch you laughing?" Keisha stood up.
"You the one sucking two dicks and four balls... not me."
"Not you acting like you never did before though." Jarrell said raising up his finger.
I threw my water on him as he ran away laughing, "Talk to much bitch."
"Oh nah, miss missy. Where all that energy go?" Keisha laughed.
Dave ⚜️
Me and the boys including Herb was at my crib playing the game as there was a knock at my door.
I huffed, "Who is it?"
"Boy, open this damn door." I gagged hearing who it was.
"Hello, Kim."
"Mhm, Where's Keisha?"
"Girl. not here."
"Well, you her boyfriend so where she at
"But I'm not. Her boyfriend on the couch though," She followed me.
"What happened to yall-
Herb looked up and smiled at her going back to play the game.
"Please don't tell me that's her boyfriend."
"Yeah why?"
"I was hoping he would be single..."
"Kim... get, get the fuck out." I pushed her out the door sitting back on the couch.
"Who was that?," Herb said eyeing the door. Tre and Nate looked at me nodding.
"My cousin why?"
"Nothing." I eyed him as he tried his best to maintain his focus on the tv screen.
"Aye, Dave let me talk to you in the kitchen real quick." herb said. I scrutinized him as I followed behind.
"Wassgood?"
"Look, I know Keisha cheating on me with you." my eyes widened in shock, "But if you get me with your cousin, you can have Keisha. deal?"
I looked at him like he was stupid. "Dude, if you knew she was cheating why didn't you break up with her? That's... weird."
"I mean, would you break up with somebody who look like that?" I shrugged from a total understanding.
"Alright, but how you and Keisha gone break it off if I'm hooking you up with Kim?"
"Well, I was hoping you had an idea."
I scrunched my face, "Nigga, how about you just break up with her?"
"Not that easy. I'm going to feel bad."
I huffed, "We'll think of something hopefully."
We shook each other up as we went back in the living room to see Keisha, Sky, and Jarrell sitting on the couch.
"Where's my son?," Keisha uttered.
"Upstairs playing with the rest of the kids."
She bolted upstairs as we all started talking about what we were wearing for Nip funeral next week. Honestly, ya boy don't even want to put his mind on that. Hard closing that casket on somebody you thought could live forever.
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