Prompt Me

Hot or Not

Author's Note: Hey guys! This request is from jaketaybunny, and it says "Robin and Beast Boy get in a fight over who's hotter Starfire or Raven and they say and do a bunch of crazy things" Thanks for the idea, hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans or this idea or Robin and BB's craziness.

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"How do we look?"

Beast Boy and Robin were currently sitting in two plush purple chairs in the women's bathing suit department of Macy's.

Correction, they were currently sitting and drooling in the women's bathing suit department of Macy's.

They were out shopping with their girlfriends, buying swimsuits for Aqualad's pool party this Saturday.

Robin had bought a black and yellow Batman speedo, (which BB and Rae found repulsive, and Starfire found strangely attractive) and BB had found cute purple and green swim-trunks (because, he had insisted, they're our colors babe, and who could say no to that?)

Raven and Starfire were unsure of which to choose; there were so many options! One piece, two piece, red piece, blue piece. So many suits and so little time.

So, for the past half hour they'd gone around the mall, trying on different bathing suits. They had found many they liked, but BB and Robin would always say there was something better out there. (Even though they just wanted to see their girlfriends in more swimsuits...)

Alas, here they were now, in the 4th store today, trying on some rather revealing bikinis.

Beast Boy and Robin were, to say the least, mesmerized.

"...Uh, guys?"

"Boyfriend Robin, friend Beast Boy, what is the matter?"

Raven slapped them both in the face, knocking them out of their hotness induced trance.

"Amazing..."

"Incredible..."

Raven shook her head and sighed. "So, you wanna go with these, Star?"

Starfire eagerly nodded and held back her signature squeal of 'the joy'. "Oh yes, I like these suit of the swimmings very much!"

They then went back in the changing room to switch back into their street clothes. Raven had on black denim shorts, white converse, and a crop top that read "wake me up when I care". Starfire, on the other hand, had on a white t-shirt with lacy sleeves, a high waisted pink skirt, and matching pink converse.

"Well, Star and I are gonna go pay for these, and then spend some girl time together. See you both later."

Star and Raven kissed them both goodbye and walked off to the check out area.

"I hate seeing them leave, but I love watching them go."

"Me too, bro, me too."

They then walked out and meandered around, going in and out of stores browsing.

"Dude, Raven looked so hot in that swimsuit today."

Robin shook his head. "Sure, but not as hot as Star looked."

Beast Boy stepped back, appalled. "Excuse me? Did you just call Star hotter than Raven?"

Robin shrugged. "Only telling the truth."

Beast Boy crossed his arms. "That is the biggest load of absolute bullshit that I've ever heard!"

Robin got up in his face. "Are you calling Starfire, my Starfire, ugly?!"

Beast Boy jabbed him in the chest. "No, she's just uglier than Raven. I'd say a 9, while Raven's definitely an 11."

Robin growled. "You wanna go, Stringbean?"

"Bring it on Bird Boy!"

Let the games begin.

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Author's Note: Okay, I actually have a lot of stuff I wanna do for this one, so I'm gonna make it 2 or 3 parts. Thanks so much for the idea jaketaybunny. Hope you all enjoyed, thanks for reading, and keep commenting!

~TwelvePercent