Let the Games Begin

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Author's Note: Hey guys, welcome to part 3 of jaketaybunny's prompt! Hope you all enjoyed.

Disclaimer: I own literally nothing :(

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Round 1

"Ok," Olaf began, grabbing a carrot to use a microphone, "here are the rules."

The short man grabbed some boxes of soda, and hauled them to the middle of the aisle. Climbing up on his somewhat-kind of- tower, he began to explain the rules.

"First, run to the end of the aisle where I've stacked some maple syrup. Then, pour it all over your body, using whatever technique you like. Next, run through the cereal aisle to get to the wall with the posters on it. Jump on the trampolines I've set there, and whichever one of you can stick to the wall first, wins! Any questions?"

The two shook their heads and gave each other glares.

Olaf grinned, "On your mark...get set..."

"Get ready to lose, Boy Blunder!"

Robin showed BB everyone's favorite finger. "You'll eat those words, Beast Baby!"

Olaf pulled the starting gun out from the box and shot it up in the air.

"Go!"

And off they went.

*meanwhile, in the movie section*

Christian jumped at the sound of a gunshot. What the hell? Was someone robbing a Walmart? I mean, there are so many better places to rob and...

Wait.

Is it...? No, he wouldn't. Well.... Okay, yes he would. Shit, shit, shit.

He ran down looking at the aisles for Olaf and his partners in crime.

Pasta? No, not there.

Produce? No...

Not down the frozen foods...

Cereal? No-

Wait.

Now, he's always seen ridiculous things at his job; but two naked men, covered in maple syrup, who were throwing themselves at a wall was certainly not one of them.

He turned and saw Olaf cheering them on, using a carrot as a microphone. Great, now his mind would associate carrots with ass-naked Olaf.

Note to Self: take carrots off of shopping list. Sorry Sven.

"Olaf, what the hell is going on?"

Olaf jumped up and down with joy. "We're having a competition! The winner gets- um, I don't really remember. But it's fun!"

Christian threw his hands in his face for the infinity-th time tonight. He then turned to see the men still throwing themselves at the wall.

"You've got to be shitting me."

Beast Boy and Robin both screamed in pain. Apparently throwing yourself at a wall hurts after awhile. They lay collapsed on the floor, while Olaf judged the winner.

"And....it's a tie!"

The two groaned and fell unconscious.

Christian backed away. Maybe if he just walked away slowly, someone else would take care of it...

He then turned and began to run, but not before running into two women.

The one with dark hair spoke first. "Have you seen two idiots around here? One green one, one bird looking one."

Christian pointed behind him to the maple syrup covered mess.

The two sighed, and the girl in the clock picked them up using her powers. The pink haired one gave him a hug, and said, "Thank you for not doing the murder of them."

And they walked away, maple syrup and all.

Olaf went over and jumped on him. "Christian, Christian, that was fun! Let's do it again!"

Tonight was gonna be a long night.

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Author's Note: Hey guys, hoped you liked it! Thanks so much jaketaybunny for the idea, I loved writing this! The next prompt will be up soon. Thanks, and love you all!

~TwelvePercent

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