Do You Want to Partake in the Building of the Snowman?

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Author's Note: Yeehaw another update! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own a Teen Titans, Frozen, or Robin's bat-shit craziness.
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"Okay, first up, we have Star!"

Starfire stepped out from behind the curtain and pulled out her script. She was trying out for the role of Anna, and she was sure she'd get it.

Control Freak sat at a table across front the stage, clipboard at the ready. He even had a beret on. It was artsy.

"Okay," he directed, "dazzle me sweetheart!"

"Elsa, do you want to partake in the building of the snowman?"

He grimaced. "Try a different line. Uh...page 12."

"Sister Elsa, please engage in the doing of the magic!"

Okay so she wasn't the best at younger Anna. Maybe older Anna?

"Page 21!"

"Friend Kristoff, I did not need to be knowledgeable about your preference to doing the 'tinkle' in the woods."

He facepalmed. Maybe she'd be better at the song?

"FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE FOREVER!"

"DO YOU WANT TO DO THE BUILDING OF THE SNOWMAN?"

"LOVE IS THE PROVERBIAL OPEN OF THE DOOR!"

Yeah, maybe not.

"Next!"

Raven stepped out on stage.

"Let it go," she deadpanned, showering him with 2 paper snowflakes. With that, she walked off stage.

"Next...?"

Cyborg walked out on stage with 2 antlers taped to his head. He really didn't want to sing in this, so Sven seemed like the best choice.

Except for the fact he had no clue what noises a reindeer made.

"Next!"

BB walked out on stage wearing a blonde wig and a blue dress.

Yep, he was trying out as Elsa.

"Let it go, let it go! Can't hold it back anymore!"

After he had finished, Control Freak wiped tears from his eyes, and stood up, giving BB a standing ovation.

"Next!"

Everyone gasped as Robin stepped on stage,no, dropped from the sky on stage, in a full-on Hans costume. (Which he may or may not have stolen from a Party City 20 minutes ago.)

"Bitches gon die."

Robin gave a phenomenal performance; it was like seeing Hans come to life.

Now if only he could sing.

"lOVE iSS An OpEN DooOor~"

Control Freak screeched and covered his ears, "Stop, stop, please just stop!"

Robin stopped and scowled; and then creepily stepped back into the shadows phantom-of-the-opera-style. Weird.

Control Freak grabbed his clipboard and stood up. "Thank you all for auditioning. I need to have a quick meeting with my good friends Me, Myself, and I; we'll discuss who'll get what part and be back with you in 15 minutes. Good luck, Titans!

Oh, it was on.

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Author's Note: Hey guys, hope you liked it! Wow, this is the most I've updated in awhile damn. Thanks for reading! See you next time for the results!

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