This is a book about some moments in my life that are very important or memorable to me despite it being sappy, funny, sad, or just plain stupid. Just so you know this isn't really for anyone to read, it's kinda just something to write in just in ca...
Ok, just so you guys know, this isn't the normal kiss you would think. It's like a messed up version of an indirect one. And no, I'm not talking about where I make a big fuss about drinking out of someone else's drink.
Okay, In 7th grade, my boyfriend at the time and I were eating lunch together with my group of friends. He usually brings his own food, and me being me, I like to steal some once in a while since I only get to eat those gross snacks you have to heat up in the microwave.
Anyway, he was eating some chicken with rice along with some soybeans. If you don't know what soybeans are, they're basically these little green beans and you have to push them out to eat.
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Anyway, he ate some and put the shell at the side. I had no idea that he put the whole thing in his mouth to suck it out, and I think you guys know where this is going by this point. Me being me, I thought he didn't eat one yet, so I took it and tried to eat it. Here's how the conversation went.
By this point I was already swallowing the shell by the time he said that, and immediately start regurgitating the whole thing. It was NOT pretty.
Everyone started laughing at me saying that it was my first kiss, and I kept denying it saying, "I will not have my first kiss based off of me throwing up a soybean!"
I face my boyfriend and start hitting him for not warning me in the first place, and spouting stuff like, "Instead of telling me, you decide to cuss instead!?"
This was my expression....
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Well thank you for bothering to read this stupid story, and surprised if you are reading this. BYE! (=^w^=)
