Avengers Preferences

His pick up line (not pg) very not PG

CAP:

" Was your dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns." He was blushing slightly while telling you this, and you couldn't help but laugh a little. He was really trying to use one of the lines Tony had told him to say, but had chickened out and told you think one instead. It was cute you couldn't lie.

TONY: (I'm sorry I saw it and laughed really hard)

"Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that throat of yours." Once he told you this when he was drunk and you blushed a shade of red that hadn't been discovered yet, you also hit his shoulder while you walked off. Luckily no one was there to blush hard with you.

BRUCE:

"If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes." You needed no help figuring this one out and you laughed a bit. It was so cute seeing him fluster so bad and blush more than you did.

CLINT:

"I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?" I mean it's him. And birds. How could he not use it on you. It would've been a crime not to! You thought it was pretty funny as well, and slightly blushed.

THOR:

"Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity." Tony told him to say that to you and it made you laugh pretty hard. Well laugh and blush hard. I'm pretty sure he didn't quite understand what he was saying but he thought your expression was pretty cute.

LOKI:

"I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face." The second he said that you threw a pillow right at him. "I'm trying to read you dingus." You complained trying not to show your massive blushing face.

BUCKY:

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon." "BUCKY!" You yelled after he said this and hid your face in his neck. "WHAT THE HELL?" "I am the winter soldier." He smirked and you hit his chest.

PETER PARKER:

It's hard to think of the sweetest little bean ever using a dirty pickup line at you, but he did. "Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place." He accidentally butt dialed his aunt while he said this and all you could hear was May's laugh while you tried to control yours. "Your adorable Peter." You said with a blush on your face, right before she hung up May yelled. "Use protection!"

STEPHEN STRANGE:

"Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor." He smirked slightly at you and you blushed before hitting him on his shoulder. "Shut up Stephen!"