Devils don't Fly

Time for a Tu-Toriel

Darkness.

I don't know when I fell. Am I dead? no...i can feel the ground, it's soft? That CAN'T be right! I fell into the mountain...THE MOUNTAIN. There is no way in any hell that i survived that.

finally i looked up from the dark, soft and surprising life saving grou- it's a bed of flowers buttercups if I am right, whispering to myself "How the hell did I survive on flowers? I fell into a hole that i couldn't see the bottom of and I survived  but how? there is no way that i did- "HOWDY! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower" some random ass talking flower popped out of the ground okay well NOW I've seen everything I can think of. Ignoring the dumb flower apparently wasn't the right answer because all of a sudden I'm in a battle "SILLY GIRL! You need to be shown how to survive in the underground! It is just manners to listen when you are being talked to- where THE HELL are you going?!" the weed yells after me as I walk away from him yelling back "Dude, I've played Pokemon. I know the different between whats a battle and whats being taught to me so...See-ya" walking further away just seemed to anger him to the point he was going to attack me again but apparently he was struck down by a fire...ball?

"what a Terrible creature, torturing such a pure innocent youth" okay so now there is a goat? shes dressed up in a purple tunic with a weird, what looks to be a family crest in the middle of it, after a short introduction  she introduces herself as Toriel, ha, if this was a game I could make a pun of how shes a TUtoriel, I laugh to myself softly before realising she has grabbed my hand until I see a frog creature jump into my view and try to hit me with his attacks! what the fuck is with this weird little frog dude!? not wanting to fight I try and do the thing I know how to do best...

"you may eat flies but you give me butterflies baby" I sensually wink at the frog annnnd I made the frog blush, how interesting. So after the flirting with the frog, who I now know is a froggit, Toriel glared at it and it finally left me alone but not before smiling at me. Maybe sparing people would be better than fighting, the frog really looked happy and he seemed to be more confident than before.

(time skip because fuck the system)

okay so goat mom, because why not, brought me home and made me pie. SOME GODDAMN PIE! imma save it because that looks hella yummy and it's also very very warm and i think id burn myself badly if I tried to eat that huge slice. I got out of the bed that I had fell asleep in, why does she have two children beds in this room? not thinking any more about that I realise how much I feel out of balance in this world already...is this what it's always like? I think I want to go home now, to whatever I can call home anyway. 

Walking out of the room I walk to where I assume is the living room judging by the smell of butterscotch and the crackling of a fairly new lit fire I see Toriel sitting in a chair that seems to be perfectly tailored to her body shape, weird, "Hey Toriel?" I ask her softly before receiving a motherly "Yes my child? what is wrong" I swallow trying to get rid of the new dry patch in my throat from my nerves "How can I leave the ruins?" after many disagreements and her trying to change my mind with strange and cool facts about snails she suddenly gets off her chair and before I can react to her movements, shes gone from my sight.

in a worry I swiftly run after to her into the basement only to be met with a scary threat by Toriel...I don't like her change of attitude. It frightens me. "My child...if you leave now you WILL die." she speaks in a dark sinister tone, gasping at her words i follow after her only to be greeted by a battle... but no. "I REFUSE TO FIGHT YOU TORIEL! I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT" I cry out to her, it seems to fall upon her deaf ears as she keeps on attacking me. Burn after burn, singe after singe, pain after pain. I still refused to fight her! I love my goat mom and I will not hurt her even if it costs my own death.

"MOM! I WILL NOT FIGHT YOU. I love you too much...I give you my MERCY" her attacks seem to start to dodge me as I keep crying that I wont fight her, she starts to cry herself so I rush towards her and enclose her as best I can with my small frame only for her to cry more and request that once I leave that I never return to her and never contact her on my cellphone. Her words hurt me quite a bit but I agreed to her terms anyway, slowly, she gets up and opens the ruins door before looking to me and giving me a quick hug and a kiss on my forehead before rushing down the corridor and back into the safety of her home. "Well...here goes nothing" I start to walk out of the ruins while closing the door behind me, knocking softly in any hope that it will reassure her that I will be safe and will not die.

I start walking down the narrow path before passing by an old stick that surprisingly didn't break like I had hoped...I like whenever branches break but oh well I guess it just wont, walking a bit further I hear a loud SNAP, turning around quickly to see what snapped I see it was the branch. Freaked out I start walking quicker to only be stopped as I hear a strange voice call out to me.

"Heya Dollface, don't you know how to great a new pal? turn around and shake my hand." the suspicious character calls out from behind me, I turn around and..."you're a skeleton." that sounded rude, should I apologise? "Well no duh Dollface" he laughs a dark horrid laugh "Tibia honest, I thought I was Sans and not 'a skeleton' but I dunno" oh my god. PUNS!