K.E P.O.V
I was standing outside of scooby front door.
I rung the doorbell once. He didn't answer.
I rung the door bell again , and knocked hard asf. He still didn't answer.
"I know what will make this nigga answer the door" I chuckled looking back at yaz.
"He gone kick yo ass" she told me.
"SCOOOBBBYY BOOOOBBYYYY" I yelled in front of his door. Not even five seconds later , I heard somebody flying down the stairs.
He snatched the door open with a straight face.
"I told you about calling me that shit" I shrugged. Oh well his punk ass should have let me in.
"IS THAT MY SCOOTER" I yelled he ran straight into my arms.
"Hi auntwie , what's good" I looked at him with a raised Eyebrow. This lil nigga said 'Whats good'.
"You been hanging around yo daddy too much" Scooby chuckled , and I laughed too. This boy was something else.
A phone was ringing.
"I be right back auntwie , my girl calling" We all busted out laughing.
He went away to go answer his phone. He the only five year old I know with a Iphone 6.
"Guess what nappy head weaved hoe , we seen at the gas station............with shepherd" Yaz said leaning on his island.
Scooby eyes went wide he instantly new who was talking about.
"You lien" Yaz pooled out her phone and showed him the pictures.
"I knew that bitch camilla was a snake". Scooby said flopping down on the couch.
"I can finally get rid of that hoe" I said rubbing my hands together.
"You are a fucking crazy man. Have you been taking your meds ?" Hell no I aint been taking them mothafuckas , but I aint gone tell him that.
'Club going up on a tuesday'
'got yo girl in the club and she choseay'
Aj was calling my phone , I really did need to talk to him but , I dont know how that's gone turn out.
I answered.
"Wessss" I answered.
"I need to talk to you , G shit"
"No shit sherlock , I know this".
"Why the fuck you been ignoring my calls then ?"
"I needed , to get my mind together , after yo mutt bitch , tried to attack me at the club" I said stepping outside to get privacy.
"I know , Man just meet me somewhere so we can talk" He sighed.
"Aight , give me a hour , meet me on 55th and hoover , in front of the 7-ll"
"One" He said , I hung up. I walked back in the house. Scooby and Scooter were having a full blown argument. Yaz was ctfu.
"Daddy , you old , I can pool yo girl , and still keep mine"
He said shrugging , he walked to the refrigerator and pulled out a bottle of apple cider. He drunk it out the bottle.
"Boy I made you , U.O.E.N.O , you dont even know what it is to have hoes yet" Scooby said smacking his lips. I was rollin cause they really sitting here arguing.
