After work I changed my clothes and went to the trap. Im feeling kinda sick so Imma bring Yaz with me too the house. Just to keep me company and take my mind off things.
When I walked in the office , 8 was on the phone playing flappy bird. Taz was smoking a blunt and Red and Blue was arguing.
"Nigga , Shut yo fu fu ass up , I know how to say scrimps." Red said shaking his head from side to side.
"No you retarded , mentally challenged ass nigga , Its SHRIMP OKAY SHRIMP nigga , Fucking retarted ass child , I dont know how you graduated." Blue says kicking his feet up. "With yo confused ass" he mumbled.
"I guess Im confused to cause I dont know how yo ugly ass got a girlfriend. I guess we just to confused mafuckas."
"Suck a dick" blue says flipping him off.
"suck a clit" Red says hitting taz blunt.
"FUCKING RETARDED DUMB ASS SHITTY BIRD" 8 yelled at his phone and threw it across the room.
Today is friday , I should have expecting this shit. Then again this is a every day thing.
I flopped down on the couch.
"What's cracking cuz" red asked.
"The fucking ground from earthquakes" I snapped.
I was not in the mood today , After that encounter with that camel face bitch earlier , Ive been irritated all damn day , And my stomach is killing me.
"Damn , ......... Who stole yo gun this morning ?"
"I wish a bitch would lay a fingernail , on my gun , and That giraffe neck bitch is pregnant"
"NO THE FUCK SHE AINT........ where my keys at ? Im finna go beat Kage dumb retarded ass for getting her ass pregnant" Taz yelled putting out his blunt.
You know taz is serious , or mad when he put out his blunt shit gets real.
"I feel sorry for his dick , that bitch probably got , EBOLA." blue says scrunching up his face.
"What the fuck is that bitch anyway ? with her arangatang looking ass" 8 asked.
"She say she puerto rico and cuban" Red says.
"Nigga , Its Puerto Rican , With Your illiterate ass"
"Nigga , Its how ever fuck I say it!"
Red says starting another argument with Blue.
"That bitch Camilla is a Potta Hoe" Taz says still 38 hot about her being pregnant.
A Potta , is something we made up , Its a hoe he everybody has fucked and ducked and a gold digger.
My phone vibrated indicated that I got a text.
*Texting convo*
Favorite Wyd , Im bored.
Main : Chillan at , the trap but im finna go home , Imma come get you I feel kinda sick.
Favorite : K , lemme know when you on your way.
Main : fasho
*Texting convo over*
"Where yo Bipolar ass going , trynna slip outta here. dont make me whoop yo ass" He said catching me trynna sneaking out.
"That's why I was trynna sneak out they too fucking nosey".
"Home. Damn" I stated he always trynna be somebody daddy , just cause he 2years older.
"Yeah you betta be" I rolled my eyes.
"Roll'em again" I hesitated at first. He stood up daring me to roll them.
I rolled them and took off running.
I ran down the stairs ctfu up , because he was standing at the bottom of the stairs pointing at me with his hands on his knees.
I ran all the way to the car.
I texted yaz , and told her I was on my way. I decided to stop by walmart and get some snacks.
When I walked in walmart , I went straight to the candy Aisle , throwing every candy you can name into the basket.
I felt eyes staring at me. This brown skinned tall , tatted fine sexy ass man was staring at me. He flashed A beautiful smile.
I rolled my eyes. He chuckled. This nigga think that charm shit gone work with me. The fuck do I look like ? A jump off hoe.
I walked to the next aisle , getting trying to get to liters of sprite. I couldn't reach them.
"You need some help gorgeous ?" Brown skinned asked. He came up behind me pulling the two sprites down for me. He smelled good too.
I smiled.
"Oh , so she smiles ? " He asked with a shocked expression. I laughed.
"Thank you......" I said hinting for his name.
"Eman" He said. Staring at me deeply. He was really attractive.
His thick full lips , light brown eyes , deep waves , And his BEAUTIFUL SMILE. I could look at it all day. He was fit you could tell he had money. I looked at his keys. He had the benze S 550 key. I was going to by that car next week.
"What's your name gorgeous ?"
"Eden" that's the first time i've ever actually told a guy stranger my name. I felt like I would be able to talk to him all day in this walmart.
"Well , gorgeous I would love to get your number" He said kissing me on my hand.
U-mm Umm ....... N-o no thanks. I'll S-ee see you around. I stuttered.
I never stutter. EVER. What the fuck is wrong with me ? He smiled realizing what he was doing to me.
"Yes you will , gorgeous."
I walked , to the cash register and paid for all my stuff. I walked to my car and put my groceries in the car. I look across from me.
Eman was getting in his car. He winked at me. I blushed.
I drove to Yaz house and picked her up.
"Bitch I met this fine ass nigga in walmart today" I said smiling extra hard.
"You betta sit yo ass down somewhere before kage pop yo neck off." I rolles my eyes. Fuck that nigga.
"He aint gone do shit , anyway the camel bitch is pregnant."
Yaz coughed up her gummy worms.
"Damn , That's all bad" Yaz said.
When we got to the house we watched movies and chilled.
I had a great night with my bestfriend. I fell fast asleep.
