Burstswitch - Homestuck Fan-Adventure

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A young female not-really-adult stands in the middle of her extremely messy bedroom. Who takes care of this place? Anyway, it just so happens, that this day, April 10th, is this young adult female's 13th birthday. Even though she has wandered this earth for many years, she has, sadly, not been given a name yet.

What should this young woman's name be?

NAIVE SMARTASS X

No! That's the most horrible name you can give to a person! Why would you do this? How about we try again and give them a more fitting name?

ANGI HILDER ✔️

Ah yes, much better, don't you think?

As previously mentioned, your name is ANGI. Also mentioned before, it's your BIRTHDAY. Not like it would matter too much. There seems to be LITTLE TO NO PEOPLE in your NEIGHBORHOOD despite the large amount of houses. Strange. Though, your FATHER, due to the sweetness of his heart, decided to make you a CAKE. A small, smelly cake. Yuck. Despite this, you still appreciate the thought.

You enjoy READING, such as THE WORST OF THE WORST OF FANFICTION. You even tried your hand with WRITING, but you and your friends all agree that it pretty much sucks a whole lot, much to your disappointment. You also have a slight fondness of PHOTOGRAPHY and always keep your camera in hand. Who knows, you could a PHOTOGRAPHER some day. Just like any other person, you enjoy CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIENDS when you get the chance.

What should you do now?

[RETRIEVE YOUR ARMS FROM YOUR BEDROOM DRAWER]

Retrieve your arms? What do you mean? Your arms are right here, connected to your body. And why would they be in a drawer of all places? Sounds pretty impractical. Honestly, it would be pretty terrifying to wake up on the day of your birthday without any arms. Well, at least for me. I won't judge if that your thing.

But for now, let's do something productive.

[LOOK AT DAD'S CAKE INSTEAD]

The more you look at it, the more disgusted you get. Just look at it! All greasy looking and falling apart. You called barely call it a cake! Of course, your father might well when he made you it but couldn't he see how horrible it looked! Disgraceful!

....

Though, it would be rude to not take a gift. Especially one that was made specially for your birthday. And you know what they say, looks can be deceiving. Perhaps you should take a bite. Just for your father. It couldn't be that bad.

Right?

You slowly take a bite and....

BLEH!

How disgusting! This cake is absolutely horrible! You knew you shouldn't have tasted that cake! Your father couldn't be that bad of a baker, right? Couldn't he have tasted it beforehand? So he wouldn't have to give to you? Bleh. I guess sometimes looks do matter.

You don't even have anywhere to dispose of it. Ugh. Guess you have to put in to your SYLLADEX. Whatever that even means.

To spend your time, you decide you clean out part of your bedroom to potentially find anything slightly interesting. And to, of course, also clean out your incredibly messy bedroom so you can actually get out.