Burstswitch - Homestuck Fan-Adventure

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>[PC: CONTINUE]<

You have no idea where you are or what you're doing. You're too afraid to ask anyone here for any directions or tips. You take a turn somewhere and turn a long red carpet, possibly for some regal person, like some kind of royalty. You wonder where it could possibly lead. You cross the red carpet until you find yourself looking at the BLACK QUEEN herself, sitting on her royal throne. Just looking at her makes you nervous.The BLACK QUEEN points to the office of the ARCHAGENT, the person who does all the tedious work around here. She doesn't look at she wants to spend any more time with you, so you scurry to the office as quickly as you can so you don't bother her for any longer.

>[BE THE KNIGHT]<

>[SULICE, I MUST BE LEAVING NOW. THIS WILL BE LAST YOU HERE FROM ME FOR A LONG WHILE. FIND AGATE. YOU HAVE A PURPOSE GREATER THAN ANY OTHER OF YOUR KIND HERE]<

You are Cole Sulice, and your exile has returned to whatever shit they were doing. "Purpose greater than any other", huh? Interesting, like whatever bullshit I can off will be useful to creating a new fuckinguniverse. Anyway, you feel more bothered to make some important life decisions for once in your 13 year old life. Without any supervision or the hard feeling of my crippling sadness crushing me.

Anyway, the best option right now is to find your sprite, like your exile told you to do so.

>[FOURTH EXILE: SUDDENLY APPEAR.]<

You, the DESOLATE SEEKER, have suddenly appear, in front of two other exiles in shock of your sudden appearance. Must be because you just came out of a giant egg shaped station. The two exiles went at each other back and forth in confusion, deciding what to do now that you are here.

<[WS: COMMAND ANGI TO PUT THE CARVED TABLET IN THE CLOSEST PYXIS]<

You type in another command for Angi to follow, making sure she puts the tablet in the pyxis. You successfully do that, and she follows your instructions successfully too. Good thing everything is cooperative and friendly.

You hear a loud crashing noise outside. What the hell was that? Sounds like some huge egg from the sky fell down and landed. And someone just entered out of it for some reason, too. Ridiculous

>[PS: ENTER THE ARCHAGENT'S OFFICE]<.

You are inside the office. The archagent is nowhere to be seen here. But that's not important. What's important is that the package you were looking for is on his desk! If you act quick enough maybe you could get the package before he retur- Oh, hi! May I.... help you?

He, or Mr. Noir, tells you that the ticket you're holding better be notarized and punched in triplicate and presented with the correct amount of boondollars for your penalty including all the processing fees, or you are wasting his precious time he could be using actually doing something useful instead of screaming at a useless Prospitian mailwomen.

Ticket? Oh, you mean this thing here. The thing that you have in hand? Well, that's not yours! You have no idea how it got that. Hahah. It belongs on the desk with the other tickets. No, you're not here to pay a ticket!You have a much more important things to do than pay a ticket. Haha. You're here to retrieve that package on your desk!

Jack Noir makes it very clear to you that he would rather stab something, preferably you, to death and slit your throat even if you're dead than process any more of "the useless paperwork" needed to release confiscated freight. Any legit courier would have the pickup forms ready to go already. In spite of how he's supposed to be dressed, he isn't anyone's servant. But, perhaps an understanding can be reached? He hands you a HIT LIST and REGISWORD. Bring him the crowns. And the package is all yours.