Burstswitch - Homestuck Fan-Adventure

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>[WS: SETTLE THIS DISPUTE]<

You settle this dispute by putting your blade back and doing the only thing to settle a dispute like this. By giving the two other carapacians some lukewarm sugary canned liquids and some decades old rations. Only if you could heat things up here. That doesn't matter at this moment. You all warm yourselves with the powerful glow of the human emotion called friendship.

>[CAMI: SET UP SOME THINGS FOR ANDY]<

You deploy the ALCHEMITER on top of an AIR CONDITIONER UNIT which was the perfect fit for something of the ALCHEMITER's size. Nice! All the crows flock away when you place down the strange machine because of the loud noise. Next, you try to deploy the CRUXTRUDER somewhere, but there's too many plants and like two animals blocking the way. You better tell Andy. Looks like he's pestering someone. Probably Cole. But you have more important matters at hand.

CS: hey!!!

CS: cna you move your plants and anmals???

CS: i ned to place the crustruder down!!!

GP: cruxtruder?

CS: yeah!!!! wierd maachien thing!!

GP: oh.

GP: can't ya move the plants yourself?

CS: i don't paly enough games tyhis is so ahrd!!!

GP: not really.

GP: i can't control my pets so you have to improvise.

CS: well someone's a lil crabby :|

You move Andy's bed to the roof to make some room. That should be good enough room for now, at least for the Cruxtruder. You place down the Cruxtruder in the bed's place. There we go.

LV: have you connected with cami yet.

LV: where did she even get the fucking disc anyway.

GP: i have no idea where she keeps gettin' these things or how she does the things she does.

GP: as far as i know, she probably got the games from the volcano near her home.

GP: but i'm glad to finally get in contact with you!

LV: aw did you miss that much?

LV: it hasn't even been that long.

GP: i would be lying if i said no.

LV: that's sweet.

LV: but enough of that lovey dovey shit.

LV: we have some business to get to alright.

GP: well, ok.

LV: so cami was able to connect with you in a timely fashion and not while you were about to meet your doom.

LV: that's a good start i guess.

GP: yeah, i guess.

GP: this is so weird, i'm not used to it.

LV: you better get used to it.

LV: i've been trying to wait for all of you to connect to the game with all fucking day.

LV: angi gagging on the client that made me insane and also made me question my mere existence and i'm pretty sure cami didn't even have the game how did she even connect to you.