So... You know those annoying people who always gotta one up you? They want to feel better so bad they'll make up the most stupid ass lies and stories.
Girl1:"Yeah... I almost got my phone taken away."
Annoying Bitch : "Yeah. I almost got sent to prison because I beat the shit out of my brother."
This is something that actually happened btw.
SO! We were playing softball in gym. And we were going boy-girl-boy-girl. So I was in the back, when this girl who was in front of the boy behind me told me to trade places with her.
She didn't ask. She TOLD. And if anyone knows me, I'm a sarcastic bitch. If someone is going to tell me something they better be ready to face me. Because I will cuss you out in a New York minute. I don't care if you're three times my fucking height. And so, me being me, I handled it in a mature way:
I said "I'll be damned if I switch places with you."
And she looked at me like I was stupid and said "One thing you never do is cuss at a bipolar kid."
Okay first, I don't give a rats ass if you ARE bipolar. I'll cuss at you anyways if you try to push me around.
Second, its obvious you aren't bipolar. Unless bipolar means an attention seeking whore.
And when it came her time to swing she PUSHED ME. not like a gentle push. I almost fell to the ground. And so I may or may not have hit the ball backwards to hit her with it.
And I may or may not have accidentally hid her bookbag in a closet.
And I may or may not have cussed at her and called her an attention whore to her face.... and then told her to drink some water because she was a thirsty hoe.
I was mad.
Oops.
