The school thot

Chapter one

     Brendon lie in his bed, staring up at his ceiling while gnawing on a 2lb block of cheese and questioning all his life decisions. A fly landed on his Cheddar and his adhd took the wheel.

"Okay you trickass bitch, you see that over there? Yeah that's your brother I killed exactly 8 minutes and 24 seconds ago. Land on my dairy products again and you're next, hoe."

"Buzz buzz motherfucker, try me." Brendon heard the Fly say.

"I'll grab the fly swatter, thot."

"Eat my pussy, Kanye West."

"What does that even mean? Kanye West?" Brendon asked.

"I don't know, you tell me. This is YOUR imagination."

"So you're telling me that you're not actually talking? Yeah, sURE. Fuck off Shrimp."

"Who are YOU calling Shrimp? You look like a weak Larry the Lobster don't come for me sis."

"Okay, you leave me with no choice."

And just like that, he killed the fly.

"DUDE WTF!"

Brendon opened his eyes to see his friend, Patrick, with his hand over a red spot on his forehead.

"Wait.. what?" Brendon replied in a confused tone.

"You just hit me in the forehead fuckstick."

"Oof, why are you here?"

"You weren't answering anyone's snaps and I came to see if you were okay. It's 4pm."

"I SLEPT THAT LONG?"

"Yeah, and I think you uH- grew a bit."

"In height?" Brendon was still confused as fuck.

"Well um.. you could say that.." Patrick smirked.

"Huh— oO SHIT!" He looked down to see his dick sticking all the way up through his sweatpants.

"Heh, what were you dreaming about, Brendon? Ryan?"

"A- a fly.."

"You got hard over a fly? Maybe I should go."

"Wait no— I don't know why I'm hard. I just saw a fly, argued with it, and then slapped it with a swatter."

"Do you have any pain kinks?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Patrick I—"

"Well?!?! Do you?"

"Yes but.. I hit a fly. And he called me a weak Larry the Lobster..why would I be hard over a f-"

"Idk Brendon, but you should probably go back to sleep, you don't seem too good."

"I.. I guess."

"Yeah well umm.. I'll see you tomorrow, Brendon. Bye."

"Bye.."

Lmao chapter 2 will be out soon when I have some motivation