Hello again.
The college class I'm taking prompted me to read an article about the 36 Questions That Lead to Love. And of course, I thought it would be fun to use it as a tag. I mean, why not? There's obviously going to be a few questions that I can't do, so I'll just yeet over those.
1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, who would you want as a dinner guest?
Helena Bonham Carter because I doubt I'll ever get a chance to actually interact with her normally.
2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
I would like to be able to reach more people through my art account on Instaham because that's a way I could make money from commissions.
3. Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?
I do. I think that it's mostly the anxiety. I try to avoid phone calls as much as possible because they make me panicky. Texting is great.
4. What would constitute a "perfect" day for you?
I've answered this question in a previous chapter. I like beachcombing, and I like fucking around in the middle of nowhere with my dad, so there you go.
5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
I sing to myself a lot. The last time I sang to someone was to my parents. I made some dorky song that my dad recorded.
6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
Mind. I'm sure 30-year-old me has just as many - if not more - health problems than I do now, and I always feel and look like some level of shit anyway, so I might as well keep my "sanity".
7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
Riding a skateboard and choking on a grape. Both things I don't do.
8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
Well, you and I both have a Wattpad account. And yeet to the next question.
9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
My dog's infinite life.
10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
I request a new parent.
11. Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
For this, I'm just going to set a timer on my phone for four minutes and go for it.
I was born.
At age two I was falsely diagnosed with leukemia, which tells you how sickly I was as a child. I had also had bronchitis and pneumonia. At some point during this, I ripped some little thing in my throat which is like the little flap that lets food pass down, which now causes my heartburn and is the reason I have trouble eating steak.
At age four my little sister was born. She pulled my hair, which is why I cut it.
When I was five, about halfway through my year in kindergarten, I split the back of my head open. I was also diagnosed with asthma and put on a medication that made me cry all the time. We finally found something that didn't make me cry all the time.
I missed most of second grade because I had UTIs constantly.
In fourth grade, I joined volleyball.
