Crush Support Group
Dot: Can someone please explain to me why Beatrix is laying face first on the desk while whining incoherently?
Ani: I can. She's insane.
Sophie: Yeah that seems about right.
Tedros: I'd guess it was because of Beatrix
Ravan: Thanks for stating the obvious
Tedros: Shut up
Ani: Yeah, you meanie
Tedros: Are we NEVER going to let that go?!
Dot: Of course not. But seriously does anyone know what happened?
Ravan: Reena was flirting with Chaddick earlier
Dot: Oh no
Beatrix: Whyyyyyyy
Sophie: Because she likes Chaddick?
Beatrix: You're one to talk. I heard Nicola was talking to Hort today
Sophie: Where is that little weasel face? I'll kill him
Ravan: He's in study hall and you will NOT hurt him
Sophie: Why do you take the fun out of everything?
Dot: Can we PLEASE focus on Beatrix?! She seems like she's going to collapse at any moment
Ani: How is that any different from normal?
Dot: Ani, if you can't even pretend to be sympathetic for a MOMENT then why are we even helping you?!
Tedros: Dang
Sophie: Dot's got some CLAWS
Beatrix: Why do I even try?
Ani: Because you still have a chance
Beatrix: No I don't. She likes Chaddick
Ani: So what?! You liked Tedros until last month, and now you're pining after Reena! Sophie was dating Tedros three months ago and now she's in love with Nicola! You're not hopeless
Dot: That's the nicest thing she's ever said
Sophie: I'm not in love with her...
Tedros: Never thought of it that way
Ravan: That's because you have a brain the size of a walnut
Sophie: Truth
Ani: Now suck it up and deal with it
Dot: Annnnnnnd she's back
Ani: And badder than ever
Dot: I wouldn't say that after the way you almost FAINTED when Hester let you borrow her notes
Ani: I did NOT almost faint
Sophie: I don't know... I could totally see that
Ani: Then stop looking in the mirror
Tedros: Burrnnnnnnnn
Ravan: How did Hester not notice?
Dot: I honestly have no idea
Ani: It's because she doesn't pay attention to me
Dot: BS
Sophie: Yeah, I got to go with Dot on this one
Ravan: You two are practically attached at the hip. Before you were invited to this group, I thought you were already dating
Beatrix: Most of you probably can't tell from wherever you are, but Anadil looks like a tomato
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Crush Support Group
FanfictionModern boarding school AU! Dot knows when someone is pining and she uses that to her advantage to make a team of people. A crush support group. This one is really just meant to be a comedy lol
