Harry Potter Chats

Chapter Thirteen

Hermione has a new status - Ron give me back my book I need it

Ron - I lost it

Hermione - YOU WHAT

Ron - Sorry Hermione but I lost it

Hermione - I CANT BELIEVE YOU RON

Ron - I'm sorry ok

Hermione - I NEEDED THAT BOOK! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU TO NOT LOSE IT BECAUSE I NEEDED IT

Ron - I said I'm sorry alright

Hermione - Whatever Ron

Ron - Hermione please..

Hermione - No Ron! I can't until you get me my book back

Ron - Well that's crap then! I can't find it for heavens sake

Hermione - Well I can't forgive you then can I

Ron - Don't do this to me Hermione

Hermione - I'm sorry Ron

Ron - Bitch

Hermione - Ron!

Ron - You deserved it

Hermione - Ron HOW DARE YOU

Ron - I said you deserved it

Hermione - Well you're a no good bastard

Ron - What was that for?

Hermione - Payback

Ron - Fine. You wanna play that game. I'll play that game

Hermione - Fine

Ron - Slutty Bitch

Hermione - OMG Good for nothing bastard

Ron - Pfft you're a whore who gets all the guys, even Slytherins

Hermione - Yeah right. You're the Pedophile who goes for all the first years

Ron - Ooooooo bitch over here

Hermione - I'm a bitch! Says the one that lost the book I needed the most. A rare copy of it as well. Worth hundreds and hundreds

Ron - I didn't know that did I?

Draco - Mione please stop baby x

Ron - WHAT?!?!?! You were cheating on me?

Hermione - Sorry Ron!

Harry - I didn't see that coming

Ron - Here's one! CHEATING SLUT

Hermione - Creepy pedophile good for nothing boyfriend

Harry - Guys stop!

Draco - Listen to Potter STOP

Ron - Cheating girlfriend who wants nothing more than her precious rare book

Seamus - Is this the book you guys are fighting about? Fantastic beasts and where to find them?

Hermione - Thank you so much Seamus that's the one

Seamus - No problem

Draco - Thank god this is over

Ron - It's not over Malfoy

Harry - I still want to hear the story

Hermione - Maybe one day