MEDICINE ➭ 𝐓𝐔𝐀 ~ 𝙲𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙴𝙳𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶

ii. parental guidance

CHAPTER TWO; PARENTAL GUIDANCE

(Run boy run part two)

"WHAT do you mean by we can't access it?" Elara said, clearly annoyed. "Sorry ma'am you can't access the serial number if you don't have the client's consent. Now your...son was very rational to pick it up and take it here so we're very grateful—"

"What about my consent?" Klaus added with a dramatic tone. "Excuse me?"

"How dare you touch my beloved family!?" Five and Elara we're getting curious of where he was going to take it but, when Grant denied his statement one last time, he slammed his fist into Five's mouth before smacking Elara right in her cheek. Both grunting, Grant stared at the family in complete awe—"you're crazy," he remarked as Klaus grinned at him.

"You have no idea," he looked at the snow globe in front of him had a terrible idea cross his awful mind, "peace in the earth that's so sweet!" He smashed the thing into his face as he grunted in pure pain—this guy is one crazy crackhead! Elara thought as Grant picked up the telephone, Klaus eventually snatched the phone from Grant's hand and well...

"There's been in assault in mister big's office, call security now! Schnell!" He yelped dramatically.

Words couldn't describe the nonsense that Grant just witnessed, he was also going to get fired by a fake assault caused by the insane family that was sitting right in front of him. "Get to the business, Grant," Elara declared.

"Actually, it's Lance."

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  THE family walked out of the prosthetics shop. "You know we were pretty good out there," Klaus grinned at the woman in front of him who was on the brink of thinking that this was all a scam. "Yeah, no shit."

"Useless, useless, you're all useless !" Five exclaimed, Elara frowned at the boy in front of her. "Seriously, if your so sure that eye is so important, how do you not know why?" She scolded him, all of a sudden she felt like a real mother to him. Klaus watched them argue and finally decided to say something, "what about my twenty bucks?"

  "One, that was your decision to help me. Two, the world is going to end in eight days and all you can think about is getting high?!" Elara could do nothing roll her eyes at all the quarreling, "well, tummy's a bit rumbling," Klaus replied as he mimicked the rumbling sound that the stomach would make. The boy grunted and teleported with his powers, Elara shot a bitter look at him before he left. She sighed accepting the fact that Five Hargreeves had just ditched her to deal with his crackhead brother and the world was going to end in eight days, "shit."

" fuck you too, you old man!" Klaus shouted, kicking a can that was conveniently located in front of his foot. Elara sat on the floor rubbing her temples, "what the fuck am I gonna do now?" She said it like she would after failing an important mission. "You have a car, drive us to mcdonalds?" Klaus shrugged.

"Well, shit. I'm hungry too."

The addict gave the retired assassin a bright smile as they headed to the parking lot. When she thought her life was going to get back to killing people, of anything that one would kill, she would only kill time with the most ridiculous person she's ever met.

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