I am a very confused and confusing person. I would like to share some of my confusion to confuse you people. We can die in mutual confusedness. That was a confusing sentence. Unlike lotus_rose7777777's story this is just pure confusion. If you have any answers to my confusion, comment for me. Thank you! Love, moooostash
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1. If Barbie has a huge closet, why does she only wear one outfit?
2. Why do men find women confusing, and women men? They are both equally understandable.
3.Why must girls go to the bathroom in crowds? It's just strange (though I admit to having done so myself)
4. Cats.
5. Algebra
6. Why every preschooler has a boyfriend/girlfriend.
7.Why cats seem to meow at precisely 2am every morning without fail.
8. Cats.
9. Cyanide and Happiness. The name itself is an oxymoron.
10. Why do some people have twenty of the same kind of EOS? You only need one.
11. Why can't phones have 10000% battery?
12. How is hairspray and/or perfume acceptable or healthy? They remove sharpie. That's like dousing your hair and body in rubbing alcohol
13. Shipping Fees
14. The TARDIS
15. Why do I have a alien named Bill in my living room?
16. Why almost no one has purple, deep blue or green, silver or yellow eyes (besides cats)
17. Why Rick Riordan is a troll
15. Why I just typed 15
19. Why does the brain forget? Where does this information disappear to?
20. Cucumbers and pickles
21. The Mark of Athena
22. Why does Target have everything? (not that I'm complaining)
23. The price of Essie and OPI
24. Why we make mouse poison when we have perfectly functioning cats
25.The show Fear Factor
26. What x equals
27. Why humans arn't adorable and fluffy
28. Why kids don't make shows and entertainment for kids?It would make more sense.
29. What the heck is in baby food?
30. Why tea tastes bad and yet I drink it day after day
31. The point of chain mail and spam posts
32. Why perfect is not spelled P-E-R-C-Y-J-A-C-K-S-O-N
33. Why I like Bob and Jeff
34. The fact that funner is not an actual word
35. Why stoplights are red even when there is no one going on green
36. Emmylou's ship name for me and Bob
37. The Eccrine gland
38. Why birds get to be nidifugous
39. Why certain colors are considered boy colors(blue, green, red) and others are considered girl colors (purple, pink, yellow).
40. Why nouns are masculine or feminine in certain languages. Who cares if the wall seems more male. You don't know. Ask the wall.
41. Why people fing Stephen King books scary (The Shining, Misery) scary. It's more the movies.
42. What is up with those stuffed animals with huge sparkly eyes?
43. Why do classic books have to be so confusing and hard to read?
44. Why different nail polish removers are different colors. It does not matter what color it is.
45. Why little kids draw suns in the corner and skies as little strips of blue on the top of the page
46. How Bob Ross manages to make smudges look like masterpieces
47. The point of an Iphone 6. Just get a galaxies. Or a taco.
48. How tape companies manage to roll tape
49. How hair detangler works
50. Feathers
51. Physics
52. Why I can't remember most of my dreams
53. Why paper towels and toilet paper have designs on them. It's not as if it makes going to the bathroom or cleaning up messes more intresting
54. Why movies can't be as good as books
55. Why people call each other "bae". Bae is the Danish word for poop
56. Why listening to sad songs makes me feel better when I'm sad
57. How the shower makes my singing voice so much better
