One cut
Two cuts
Three cuts
Four,
How many more till he hits the floor?
Five cuts
Six cuts
Seven cuts
Eight,
He can't stop, is it too late?
Nine cuts
Ten cuts
Eleven cuts
Twelve,
He's got a story to shelve
Thirteen cuts
Fourteen cuts
Fifteen cuts
Sixteen,
Why the fuck are people so mean?
Seventeen cuts
Eighteen cuts
Nineteen cuts
Twenty,
That really should be plenty