Story ideas

Diabolik Love Ass (Crackfic)

Genres: Fanfic, crack, humor, supernatual, romance

Idk why i was at one pt only reading DL fanfics only when I absolutely hated the anime.

so unlike most of my other ideas, this will mostly be a crack fic and will not follow the storyline at all! yeeeeeeeeee, so like uh, i only thought up this like a day ago so bare with me plz.

so like, the protaganious, female of course, will move to the sakamaki's house (pretty standard so far) and that's it.

Literally that's it.

Well, they is a major reason  that would be considered spoilers but since i might not even make this in the first place, ill tell you.

So, the main character will be a former vampire hunter. In fact, she was exceptionally talented at such a young age that she became known as "The Hawk of the night". When she was young and still learning (which was like 6 or 7), it was drilled into head that vampires were dangerous and cruel creatures. 

When she was 9, she met with a boy who seemed to be the same age with her at night. The boy was very kind and soon, they became friends and soon the protag developed a crush on him.

4 years later, when she was vampire hunting, she had injured a vampire and was chasing after it. after she had tackled it down, she was about to kill it but then when she actually looked at their face, it looked like an older version of her crush's! 

She soon realized that this was her crush, as he had disgused himself as a young human boy to not get hunted down. How? well he was actually a half-first-blood and thus contained magic.

 She then started trying to save him but he stopped her, saying that it was already to late for him. He also stated that if he was killed, he would be killed be someone he loved, high-key confessing his love for our dear main protagonious. to make this sappier, then end their last moments with a kiss uwuwuwuwu

After that, she then quits her job, now knowing that not all vampires what people say. A few years later, you guessed it, karlheinz contacts her to do a simple thing. 

What was the task, you ask? Well, if you are an expert at killing off vampires, then they must be good at protecting them right? So she took it, hearing that there was also a human also to protect. The reason karl contacted her was that he wanted the Adam and Eve plan to succeed no matter what. He just to her to just not spill the beans to them, of course. 

Wow, that was a kinda tragic backstory for a crackfic am i rite? well if i make this an actual thing, then that will not reveal till like in the end sort of.

I also want the main character to get along with Yui, since her kindness will remind the protag of her crush. Along with her being great singer and knowing how to play the piano. well, she used to want to be a singer but gave up when she realized the people who she wanted to be there would not. Not only would that make it more tragic, but lo and behold, laito and kanato fluff!

 or lemon. this is laito we're talking about. laito? Raito? Lairai? 

I wish for her to be a happy-go-lucky type of girl who thinks of memes, food, and tea most of the time, along with being patient, slightly dishonest, and mischefious who somehow brings the best in others.  But i also want her to be the type who cannot face any prolems or anything 'negative'. A person who supress their negative thoughts or emotions and keeping on smiling. (btw, nobody should be doing that, if you are, don't. ur just making it worse)

So yeeeeeeeeeee dont know how ill do if i do execute this