Pissing off Orihara [Durarara FanFic]

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Genres: Humor, fanfic, fantasy, a real smug bitch, maybe textfic????, I really wanna do romance

HEY GUYS IM WATCHING DURARARA AND OMFG IZAYA IS BEST BOI I HAD A STORY IDEA AND IM NOT EVEN FINISHED WITH THE ANIME YET LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ahem*

Well, I have an idea and it's all about pissing off Izaya. In the funniest way possible. With also sprinkling any romance I can.

Okokok, is the main character's a top their hacker. The best hacker actually. And so, they actually work with Izaya with getting info and all that jazzzzzzzzzzz. Anyways, Izaya is actually interested in this person and actually considers them a friend (albeit online) he would try to get to know the person, but no matter what he does, he can never get any information of them. (Cuz hello, hacker here)

Sooner or later, he bumps into someone, possibly wanting to screw around with them or something who knows, but that was his greatest mistake.

Some fricking how (not really), the person seems to really rile him up and actually piss him off, not even like how Shizuo does it. Like,  the person knows exactly how to push his buttons.

Like the person is so smug about it he then realizes how all those people he messed with felt now.

So after that, he actually tries to actually avoid them but somehow (again, not really) they always find him. He then proceeds to complain to both Namie and the hacker (without even knowing that the person was cackling)

And then one day, he finds out about the person's true identity.

And when he does, he's gonna regret every bad thing that he's ever done.

And imagine if Shizuo teamed up with them. Or even better: DOGS.

Anyways, I think it'd make a great crackfic but if ya couldn't tell, this was immensely inspired by another fic (don't remember what it's called) so I probably won't try to make an actual fic. Also, durarara ain't even popular anymore. Also also, even if I wanted to, I'm busy working on my Naruto fic (I really wanna complete at least one book in my life!) and rewriting my bnha one so I'd be really busy.

Sigh.

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