Trying to hide secrets

I TOLD YOU SO(just a funny chapter)

*Third person POV* Bryan woke up and cooked breakfast and woke Jon up to eat when they finished they sat on the couch then Bryan spoke "What are we gonna tell the doctors." "what do you mean Bryan?" "Well i mean we will have to take you to the doctors.." "Oh yeah right..." "i say we tell them you don't remember what happened" "no i say a unicorn attacked me" "say what now...." "yes lets say a unicorn hurt me" "No that's just stupid" "it's not stupid it's SO believable" ".....Jon you've gone insane" "No i haven't you have" "are you sure about that" "yes Bryan" "ARE you sure about that" "Yes Bryan" "ARE YOU sure about that" "Yes Bryan i am sure" "ARE YOU SURE about that" "Yes Bryan i am 100 percent sure" "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT that" "YEs Bryan" "ARE YOU SUUUURE ABOUT THAT" "YES YOU LITTLE B****"  "we are not going with the story of you got attacked by a unicorn" "YES WE ARE IT IS THE MOST BELIEVABLE THING" "NO IT IS NOT" "AND ME BEING TAKEN INTO A PORTAL THAT TOOK ME TO A DIFFERENT WORLD AND PUT IN A CELL BY A ANIMATRONIC BEAR AND RABBIT IS SOOO MUCH MORE BELIEVABLE" "you're wrong Jon but we will go with the unicorn story but don't be mad at me when they sign you up for mental test" "what" "Nothing" "Okaaaay" they went to the doctors and when they saw Jon they rushed him to a room because like Bryan said Jon looked like he had just fought in world war 2 they did some test then asked them how Jon got like this "I was attacked by a unicorn" "what...." "yes this is 100% true" "....okay we lets sign you up for some needed mental test" "AH HA I TOLD YOU SO" "......." *hey guys i'm thinking of starting a Bryan(Fnaf 6) X reader book because i can't find any out there...DON'T JUDGE ME*