Mario was about to have a great night here at Bob's carnival
"Step right up, look at all the amazing gifts you can win at Bob's carnival" said Bob
Mario has his eyes set on the eggman football, the most expensive prize at the carnival
"What, why is it so expensive" asked Mario
"I see you've laid eyes on the mystical football artifact, one of the rarest items to offer at Bob's carnival
"How does Mario even get tickets" said Mario
"Bob's carnival has a bunch of crazy games you can play, and if you're lucky enough, you can win some Bob tickets" said Bob
"Mario can play games and win prizes" said Mario
Mario runs off to find SMG4 playing ring toss. He seems to be doing horrible at it
"I need those tickets, give me another 700" said SMG4
SMG4 loads up his rings in a cannon and shoots but he still misses
"Holy shit, you shoot like a bitch" said Bob
"What the hell, how is this possible" said SMG4
"I think that fan over there is blowing away all the rings" said Mario
"What, a fan" said SMG4
"Oh crap" said Bob
"Bob, this game isn't rigged is it" asked SMG4
"Hey, because you tried so hard, you won ten whole Bob tickets" said Bob
"Oh really, yippee. I'm one step further to winning that eggman football" said SMG4
"Did...you...just...say...eggman football" asked Mario
"Yeah, I'm gonna have so much fun with it once it's mine" said SMG4
"But Mario was gonna get it" said Mario
They both give each other death glares and run off
"Tickets, here I come" said SMG4
"Come back here you big piece of shit" said Mario
Mario heads off to play the balloon poppers game. He aims a dart at a man and he gets knocked out. Then he takes all the balloons and jumps off a cliff with a forklift but he manages to pop the balloons. SMG4 plays the test your strength game but noticed Toad already playing it. SMG4 jumps off from a building smash his hammer on the target
"I'm in danger" said Toad
The target gets knocked right off the game and flies into space. Mario is playing the hit the cans game. Instead of using a ball though, he uses a club and knocks over every set of cans. SMG4 looks around for more games and he spots Tari playing a fishing game
"Hey Tari" said SMG4
She accidentally hits SMG4 with her fishing pole
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry" said Tari
"It's okay, what are you doing here anyway" asked SMG4
"I'm just chilling here, wasting my money trying to collect cute ducks" said Tari
"You're really good at games, can you help me win some tickets" said SMG4
"I'm not really good at carnival games, maybe after I catch a duck" said Tari
SMG4 steals a duck from the fishing game and gives it to Tari. Mario is busy playing a shooting game but he's failing miserably
"Man everyone's shooting like a little bitch today" said Bob
"I'm gonna lose, why can't I be good at aiming" said Mario
"Someone call" a voice said
The voice seemed to be coming from Meggy
"Hey Mario" said Meggy
"Meggy, Mario can't aim for crap, can you help me" asked Mario
"Oh you know I love a challenge" said Meggy
Meggy plays the game and does a lot better than Mario
"Well tickle my ass, you did it" said Bob
"Thank you" said Mario
"Kids stuff" said Meggy
"It's over Mario, because Tari is helping me" said SMG4
"Uh....hi" said Tari
"Tari huh, I'd like to see what you got" said Meggy
"I have played time crisis before" said Tari
"Bob turn up the difficulty, I need more tickets" said SMG4
The targets move a lot faster than before and Tari manages to get a better score than Meggy
"What the hell" said Bob
"No way, she's better than you Meggy" said Mario
"Bob, activate my gun" said Meggy
"Money please" said Bob
"I SAID ACTIVATE IT" Meggy shouted
"Yes ma'am" said Bob
Meggy and Tari compete against each other but Bob turns up the difficulty again and the targets move even faster. Tari starts shooting like crazy and manages to beat Meggy
"That was fun" said Tari
"I lost.....you....you were amazing. How'd you get so good" asked Meggy
"I'm a cyborg" said Tari
Meggy runs off with Tari so they can play more games together
"I just realized I have enough tickets" said Mario
"Me too" said SMG4
They both rush off to the prize area
"Sorry, none of you have enough tickets for this beautiful prize" said Bob
The football was actually worth 100,000,000 tickets instead of 100,000
"No prize for us" said Mario
"Damn it, we were so close" said SMG4
"Hey boys, we won a few more tickets" said Meggy
Meggy and Tari managed to get enough tickets for the football
"Are those tickets for us" asked SMG4
"Yeah but you better share that prize with us" said Meggy
Mario, SMG4, and Meggy run off with their brand new football
"I'm glad everyone's happy" said Tari
"Oh there seems to be enough leftover tickets for this contextually convenient rubber duck" said Bob
Tari runs off to the other three with her brand new rubber duck
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