Bowser and his henchman Kamek were busy building a cafe and now it's finally complete
"I'm happy to announce my cafe is officially open. Alright, let's go my employees" said Bowser
There was nobody in sight
"Kamek, where are all my employees" asked Bowser
"That's what I've been trying to tell you, it's Mario, he's been squishing all our minions" said Kamek
"No employees means no cafe" said Bowser crying
"Lord Bowser, don't cry. I'll get you new employees" said Kamek
Kamek heads to Mario house where he is watching spaghetti videos
"Hey Kamek, you here to join me" asked Mario
Kamek teleports Mario to the cafe along with a bunch of other people
"Lord Bowser, employees as you requested" said Kamek
"What's going on this time" said Mario
"You dumbass, you killed all of Bowser's minions, now we gotta work for him" said SMG4
"Work and not even being paid, boring" said their friend Saiko
"Aw come on Saiko, let's be nice to Bowser" said Luigi
"This is stupid, I'm going" said Toad
Toad tries to run off but Kamek stops him
"Oh boy oh boy, I'm glad you all could make it today. We're gonna have so much fun, I've got roles for each of you. SMG4, coffee barista, Toad, cashier, Saiko and Luigi, waiters, Bowser, head chef, Mario, assistant chef. Who's ready" said Bowser
Everyone had bored looks on their faces
"Okay good, here comes our first customer" said Bowser
The first customer, Shroomy walks into the cafe
"Wow a new cafe, this place sure does look nice. Can I have a venti ice skinny decaf hazelnut macchiato no whip ultimate grand super craft party coffee deluxe please, and an eggs benedict on the side" said Shroomy
"Okay one pile of shit coming right up, go take a seat" said Toad
Luigi brings the order to Bowser
"Oh boy, our first order" said Bowser
Bowser heads to the fridge but there were no eggs
"Mario can you get more eggs from outside, there should of been a delivery" said Bowser
"Okey dokey" said Mario
Mario walks outside and he finds the closest egg he can and starts cooking it
"Luigi, eggs benedict coming up" said Mario
SMG4 has an order but it seems to be a big one
"What the hell is this" asked SMG4
"Come on hurry up" said Saiko
SMG4 runs outside and he finds a coffee vending machine. He gets a random coffee that ends up tasting horribly
"This will do" said SMG4
Shroomy has his meal and everyone starts getting nervous, wondering if he will like it
"This food sure is good" said Shroomy
Then a bunch of customers show up outside
"Yay, customers" said Bowser
"Ok guys can we form a nice straight line" asked Luigi
Luigi just gets trampled by all the customers. Then Bob comes up to the register
"What's up bitches, I would like to order your finest alcohol" said Bob
"What" said Saiko
"Come on I'm busy, man this service sucks balls" said Bob
Saiko just chucks Bob out the window
"Saiko, don't murder our customers" said Luigi
"Fine" said Saiko
A long line of customers is standing by the register
"Excuse me" a voice says
The voice turns out to be Waluigi
"What the hell are you doing here" asked Toad
"I'm just wondering if I could grab a coffee" said Waluigi
"Sorry but we don't serve evil asses, especially ones that poison the whole kingdom" said Toad
"Would you even say you reject me" said Waluigi
"Yes" Toad shouted
Waluigi becomes surrounded by black smoke and he exits the building where SMG4 is bust buying a bunch of coffee
"Man this job sure is easy, all the customers are gonna be so pleased" said SMG4
Suddenly the vending machine stood working
"There is only one way to fix this" said SMG4
He starts serving water instead of coffee
"More orders" said Luigi
"1 egg and bacon plate, 5 mushroom omelette, 1 hamburger, 1 large bacon with extra bacon, 1 mushroom soup, and 2 extra crispy deep dried donuts" said Saiko
Bowser was super busy in the kitchen while Mario wasn't doing much
"Mario, some help would be nice" said Bowser
"I am helping, Mario's keeping the place clean" said Mario
All the customers get angry and they leave the cafe
"No my customers" Bowser shouted
Bowser lays on the floor pretending to be dead
"Our head chef is dead" said Saiko
"That means home time" said Toad
"Emergency staff meeting" said Luigi
They all head into a private room
"Like always, my day was wasted being with you guys" said Saiko
"Don't worry guys, we can do it, we're just missing one crucial thing. Let me teach you guys a little thing called teamwork" said Luigi
"That's it guys, we just need to come up with a more team based system. We'll use everyone's strengths to our advantage" said Bowser
Luigi puts up a sign outside and all the customers come back
"You sure you can handle stupid orders" asked Toad
"I've been typing dumb crap all my life" said SMG4
"Whatever, you guys aren't going to make me do anything. I don't get why people like this coffee crap" said Toad
He tries a cup of coffee and it instantly makes him start working
Mario and Boswer manage to cook up a bunch of orders while Luigi and Saiko serve them
"We did it" said Bowser
Bowser starts playing music and everyone starts dancing
"Mario is bored of all this cafe crap, I'm going" said Mario
Before Mario could leave, the police show up at the cafe
"We're here to investigate reports of a kidnapped child" a cop said
Mario just shuts the door on the cop
"Looks like Mario is working here forever" said Mario
Turns out the egg Mario used to make Shroomy's egg benedict belonged to Yoshi and that was his child
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SMG4: The Waluigi arc
AcakAfter being rejected from getting into super smash bros, Waluigi turns into a rejection villain and is turning everyone into T-pose zombies. It's up to SMG4 and the crew to stop him
