Wario is busy being a fortune teller with Shroomy as his first customer
"And now the cards will tell your fate" said Wario
Wario chooses a card and gasps in fear by the results
"Not the Cory in the house card, that's a bajillion years of bad luck" said Wario
"NOOOOOO" Shroomy shouted
"Luckily, I have a whole bunch of crazy charms for you, they could all be yours just for the price of 100,000 coins" said Wario
"I don't want to be unlucky so I'll by it all" said Shroomy
Shroomy then sees a leprechaun and chases after it
"God damnit, ever since Waluigi left, it's been hard to scam people" said Wario
Wario looks around and sees people committing crimes but with each other
"What am I saying, that idiot brother of mine was pathetic useless good for nothing" said Wario
"Help, my ass is itchy" a voice said
Wario walks into a warehouse and finds Mario still strapped to a chair
"What, Mario" said Wario
"Wario is that you, help me" said Mario
"Nah, I'm gonna rob you instead" said Wario
He finds nothing but spaghetti in Mario's pockets
"What the heck is this, there's only spaghetti in your pockets" said Wario
"You better put that back or you're gonna be very sorry" said Mario
"What are you doing here anyway" asked Wario
"Your brother has gone crazy, he tried to kill me and Luigi" said Mario
"Wait, you saw Waluigi" said Wario
"He strapped Mario to this chair like some kind of pervert" said Mario
"Not that I care about that idiot, I just need someone to help me with my scams" said Wario
Wario suddenly stares at Mario and has an idea
"Uh...hello" said Mario
Wario ties Mario's chair to the end of a truck
"You're going to save me right" asked Mario
Wario drives off and Mario ends up hitting everything in the road until they come to a stop
"If I free you, you have to help me scam people" said Wario
"Mario doesn't feel too good" said Mario
"Shut up and follow me, I think I heard someone" said Wario
Wario spots Fishy Boopkins with an anime body pillow. He pops out from under a bench
"Oh hey Wario, what are you doing under my bench" asked Boopkins
"How would you like your friend to come to life" said Wario
"Oh really" said Boopkins
"One transformation coming up" said Wario
Wario throws the body pillow away and Mario comes out dressed up as an anime girl
"Notice me sempai" said Mario
"Oh yay, she is alive" said Boopkins
"It's me, anime" said Mario
"Give me a big smooch" said Boopkins
Boopkins gets a kick in the face when he tries to kiss Mario
"God damnit Mario, let's try something else" said Wario
Wario walks up to a koopa troopa in a wheelchair, looking like a magician
"I love magic tricks, show me show me" said Koopa
Wario was going to make the wheelchair disappear
"You can make my wheelchair disappear" asked Koopa
"Just close your eyes and count to three" said Wario
Mario grabs the wheelchair with a large magnet to make Koopa believe it disappeared
"That's awesome" said Koopa
"Now pay up, magic's expensive stuff" said Wario
"Make it appear again" said Koopa
"Fine, close your eyes" said Wario
The wheelchair got destroyed in the process while Mario was trying to grab ahold of it. Wario rubs off when he gives Koopa back his wheelchair with it on fire
"This is still part of the show, isn't it" asked Koopa
"You have one more chance to help me, otherwise back to the chair you ago" said Wario
"Okay, Mario will be okie dokie" said Mario
Wario spots Luigi floating down the river
"We can scam Luigi next" said Wario
"Luigi, where" asked Mario
"Help me Mario" Luigi shouted
Mario uses a man as a fishing pole and pulls Luigi to him
"Hey bro, I'm so glad you're not dead" said Mario
"The ambulance is here, looks like I came just in time" said Wario
Wario brings over some medical equipment and dresses up as a doctor
"You need saving" said Wario
"I'm fine actually, just a bit tired" said Luigi
Wario gives Luigi electric shocks and it lights him on fire
"That'll be 30,000 coins for my life saving services" said Wario
"But I don't have any money" said Luigi
"You freeloader, you think saving lives is free" asked Wario
Wario tries to throw Luigi back in the water but Mario stops him
"Go away Wario, you're just as bad as Waluigi" said Mario
"You dare defy me, you'd get in a fight just to protect your brother" said Wario
Wario just walks back to his home in sadness. He has flashbacks of the times him and Waluigi spent together. Mario is at home and he sees a commercial for a carnival
"Luigi, the carnival is in town" said Mario
"Mario, I'm taking a long bath to get out the smell of being in the sewers for 12 hours" said Luigi
"Fine I'll go by myself, I'm gonna win me a prize" said Mario
Mario heads off to the carnival while Wario back at his home sets off to find Waluigi
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SMG4: The Waluigi arc
AcakAfter being rejected from getting into super smash bros, Waluigi turns into a rejection villain and is turning everyone into T-pose zombies. It's up to SMG4 and the crew to stop him
