Mario and SMG4 find themselves floating in an unknown location
"What the" said SMG4
"Why is Mario flying. SMG4 what did you do, please tell me we're just tripping out" said Mario
"I don't know, the last thing I remember is Waluigi casting a spell on us" said SMG4
"WAHAHAHAHA, welcome to the rejection dimension" said Waluigi
"Is that a fancy word for friend zone" asked Mario
"I don't understand, why are we here" said SMG4
"Since everyone is here, it's time to make my own smash bros" said Waluigi
"What the hell did you say" said Mario
"If I can't get into smash, I'll make my own. But it's not no ordinary smash bros, this will be in the form of a war, the war of the fat idiots" said Waluigi
"Actually it's fat Italians" said Mario
"Whatever, you two will fight each other in a bunch of challenges, otherwise you will spend the rest of your miserable lives here" said Waluigi
"Wow, what am asshole" said Mario
Waluigi sends Mario, SMG4, and Bob to a barber shop
"Yo what's up bitches" said Bob
"Bob" said Mario
"Don't you feel strange" asked SMG4
"I'm feeling great, but I have a sudden urge to cut some hair" said Bob
Bob ties Mario and SMG4 to a chair
*who can survive a haircut done by Bob and not die during it*
"Who's ready for the most beautiful haircut you'll ever get" asked Bob
"Mario just got a fresh haircut, he doesn't need another one" said Mario
"That's nonsense, I can do better" said Bob
Bob gets himself some blades and tries cutting SMG4's hair with them.
"Woah look over there, boobies" said Mario
"Where, the boobie inspector is here" said Bob pulling out a pair of binoculars
Mario tried to hop away while still tied to
a chair but he fails
*who can make a better anime for Fishy Boopkins*
"Show me what you got" said Boopkins
SMG4 comes up with an amine of him going to the grocery store
"That looks okay I guess" said Boopkins
"Oh come on" said SMG4
Mario comes up with an anime that has a bunch of memes and Boopkins seems to really enjoy it
"I quit" said SMG4
*who can steal Bowser's chicken nuggets and not get caught*
SMG4 uses a fishing pole to grab the chicken but he grabs a bunch of random objects instead. Mario disguises himself and steals the chicken but he gets caught by Bowser. He runs straight out the window while SMG4 is still trying to get the chicken
*who can make Yoshi pay his taxes*
Yoshi is just minding his own business in his house but then the FBI busts inside
"Your rent's due motherf*cker" said Mario
"Okay I'll do it" said Yoshi
"Wow that was easy" said Mario
"Gotcha bitch" said Yoshi
Yoshi presses a button and it sends him flying out his house
"I got away again" said Yoshi
SMG4 comes up to him holding a gun to a picture
"Give me the cash or your son gets it" said SMG4
Yoshi dives into the ocean and swims away
*who can build the best paper airplane, farthest one to fly wins*
Mario builds his own paper plane and uses a slingshot to sending it flying into a city. SMG4 builds a paper airplane that actually looks like a real one and he can control it
"Mamaf*cker" said Mario
*who can get Luigi a date*
Luigi is in a store trying to find some nice clothes
"Wait right here, I'm gonna get you a suit, a tie, and some hair products. After I'm
done with you, you'll look fabulous" said SMG4
"Luigi" said Mario
"Mario, what are you doing here" asked Luigi
"Don't worry Luigi, after one simple trick, all the ladies will love you" said Mario
Mario takes out a plate of spaghetti and rubs it all over Luigi
"Now go get them tiger" said Mario
Luigi heads outside and gets attacked by birds because he smells like spaghetti
"I did it" said Mario
*who can beat wheelchair koopa in a wheelchair race with obstacles*
Mario and SMG4 race at incredible speed while Koopa is moving very slowly
"You won't beat me Mario, not when I shift into maximum overdrive" said SMG4
His wheelchair turns into Thomas the tank engine and him and Mario both go flying off the race track
*who can scare Meggy*
Mario had many attempts in trying to scare Meggy but he's sure his next attempt will work. He calls Meggy's phone and she hears a weird voice. Her lights then start flickering. She walks outside and sees Mario messing with the lights. SMG4 throws Boopkins inside her house
"Meggy, SMG4 said you wanted to watch anime with me" said Boopkins
She screams from hearing that because apparently she doesn't like watching anime
*who can survive a night with Saiko*
"So after that I went to the mall and got a latte but there was this girl who was serving it to me and got my name wrong so I had to smash her in the face. What do you think Mario said Saiko
"You need to shut up" said Mario
Mario then here thrown into a wall
"Maybe you'll pay attention to me better than that idiot did.....well, aren't you gonna pour me a drink" said Saiko
SMG4 tried pouring her a drink but he just shakings wildly fearing something might go wrong but he manages to pour her a drink
"Thanks" said Saiko
*who can last longer in a match of super smash each other in the ass bros*
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SMG4: The Waluigi arc
RandomAfter being rejected from getting into super smash bros, Waluigi turns into a rejection villain and is turning everyone into T-pose zombies. It's up to SMG4 and the crew to stop him
