"you fucking dumbass." brendon laughed, watching as josh attempted to jump over the gate, and fell. brendon, josh, ryan, and dallon all decided to go down to the local private pool, but it was currently 2am so it was closed. the boys were all drunk, and brendon brought some weed.
"i can't fuckin see." josh laughed, stumbling over to the pool chairs and sitting down. "brooo we should invite some girls."
"everyone i've texted is fuckin asleep." dallon sighed.
"pussys." ryan groaned.
"i need some." josh sighed, grabbing a joint that brendon handed him and setting it in his mouth.
"josh what did you tell your mom when you left?" ryan asked, sliding off his shirt.
"i didn't tell her anything. i just left." he shrugged, lighting the joint and taking a drag. "she's texted me a few times but i just didn't answer."
"i'm grounded." dallon laughed, lighting his own joint.
"they can suck my dick." josh said, taking his shorts off now. they all stripped down to their boxers. josh was the first, stepping into the pool and wading out until the water was right on his chest. he sighed, leaning against the side of the pool as he closed his eyes and smoked his joint.
"ima jump in naked." brendon said, everyone laughed. josh grabbed his phone, videoing brendon as he jumped off the diving board naked. he posted it on his private story on snap, with a sticker covering brendon's junk.
"i'm fucked on a different level bro." ryan laughed, smoke flowing out of his nose.
"bren ohmygod!" josh laughed, seeing brendon floating on his back, and pissing on the concrete beside the pool.
"i had to pee." he laughed, finishing off before swimming over to them.
"i got some to tell y'all." dallon said, everyone turning and looking at him.
"what's up?" brendon asked.
"i-uh. i got josie pregnant." he said, all the boys gasping.
"nuh uh you're fuckin with me." josh said, covering his mouth. josie was dallons girlfriend.
"on god." he shook his head, fiddling his joint in between his fingers.
"what the fuckkkk." ryan said.
"yeah what the fuck are you gonna do?" josh asked.
"she's keepin it. i don't think she's told her parents yet. she asked if i was gonna be involved and i said it depends on what her mom says about it and shit." he said. he didn't seem to worried about it.
"damn. that's fuckin crazy bro. how'd it happen?" brendon said.
"bad batch of birth control. she let me hit it raw. it was worth it." dallon nodded, the boys laughing.
"shit. keep us updated on that." ryan laughed.
"yeah for sure." josh said. "shit, fuck ow." josh cursed, as a clump of ash fell on his chest.
"bro! what the fuck!" brendon yelled, looking down in the water.
"what?" ryan asked.
"my dick floats!!" he yelled. the boys all gasped.
"no way!" dallon said, all of them going over and looking.
"does mine ohmygod?" josh said, pulling his boxers down a bit. "it does! dicks float!"
"wow. what a discovery." ryan said, now looking at his own dick. all of them were.
"huh. didn't know that." dallon said, amazed. they all pulled their shorts back up. besides brendon, who was just naked.
