The Chaos Begins

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Ouma Kokichi: WHAT'S UP BITCHES?!
Shirogane Tsumugi: Fuck, Your Here.
Ouma Kokichi: Damn RIgHt! It's My Chat, B I T C H.
Ouma Kokichi: First Of All;
Ouma Kokichi Has Changed The Chat Name To: owo what's this.
Ouma Kokichi Has Set A Chat Rule: Stop being so damn formal while typing.
Ouma Kokichi: uwu
Amami Rantarou: owo
Ouma Kokichi Has Changed 16 Names.
Dad On The Streets, Dad-DY In The Sheets~: ???
Roger Rabbit: Kokichi, why did you do this??
Jessica Rabbit: I'm sorry, I love my name?! Thanks Cockichi!
Buzz Lightyear: You little...
Cinnamon-Roll: You clearly wanna die.
SnowTheSaltQueen: KOKICHI I LOVE IT!! THANK YOU!! I LEGIT LOVE THIS TIK TOKER?!
Alabama: Thanks, I hate it.
FRESHAVACADO: OMFG THIS JOKE WILL NEVER DIE!
Bob Ross: NYAHAHAHA~!
I'm In My Mum's Car: gonta no understand but he like it because it matches moms
Get Outta Me Car: Thank you for not tainting Gonta, Kokichi.
SHSL Gremlin: Must you make fun of my height. We're around the same size.
Wanna See A MAGICCCC Trick?!: Nyeh...
It's Not Period Blood, It's Degenerate Blood: For a degenerate, you picked a good name.
NYA~!: Thanks uwu
NYA~!: Now here's the fun part, try to guess who's names are who's.
Dad On The Streets, Dad-DY In The Sheets~: I don't understand why, but I can point out a few of the obvious ones.
Dad On The Streets, Dad-DY In The Sheets~: @It's Not Period Blood, It's Degenerate Blood is Tenko, right?
It's Not Period Blood, It's Degenerate Blood: Yeah, you degenerate.
Dad On The Streets, Dad-DY In The Sheets~: Right. Next, @Wanna See A MAGICCCC Trick?! and, @I'm In My Mum's Car is Himiko, And Gonta, right?
Wanna See A MAGICCCC Trick: Nyeh...your right...
I'm In My Mum's Car: yes, this is gonta!
Dad On The Streets, Dad-DY In The Sheets~: Okay...so that means @Get Outta Me Car is Kirumi?
Get Outta Me Car: Correct.
Buzz Lightyear: Well this is obviously Kaito and @Cinnamon-Roll is Maki-Roll!
Cinnamon-Roll: 1. Don't call me Maki-Roll. 2. I despise this name. 3. You just ruined the point of us guessing. 4. Kokichi, your dead.
Buzz Lightyear: Sorry, Maki-Roll!
Dad On The Streets, Dad-DY In The Sheets: That's a few less to guess. Let's move on.
NYA~!: Oh, the Jessica Rabbit one has big tits both ways, so think of that.
Dad On The Streets, Dad-Dy In The Sheets: Oh no. @Jessica Rabbit is Miu, isn't it.
Jessica Rabbit: DAMN RIGHT IT IS! ALSO, WERE YOU LOOKIN AT MY TIT SIZE OR SOMETHIN'?!
Dad On The Streets, Dad-DY In The Sheets: Atua no. I'm just pointing out what you say all the time.
Jessica Rabbit: Yeah whatever! Anyway, @Roger Rabbit is Biaede.
Roger Rabbit:...Yeah, hey.
NYA~!: HA! YEAH! THOSE TWO ARE A PAIR!
Dad On The Streets, Dad-DY In The Sheets: Okay. Next, @SHSL Gremlin is Ryoma, @Bob Ross is Angie, and @Alabama is Korekiyo.
NYA~!: Yeah, they are uwu
Bob Ross: Atua loves the name!
Alabama: I despise mine, no matter how accurate it is.
SHSL Gremlin Has Gone Offline.
NYA~!: LMAO! Four more.
Dad On The Streets, Dad-DY In The Sheets: Okay! @FRESHAVACADO  is Rantarou, and @SnowTheSaltQueen is Tsumugi.
NYA~!: Yup. And I'm obviously Kokichi.
SnowTheSaltQueen: I love my name UwU it's perfect!
FRESHAVACADO: I'm considering dying my hair. For this reason only.
NYA~!: If you do, your dead :)
FRESHAVACADO: EEK!
Buzz Lightyear: But wait! Who's my sidekick, and who's Keebo??
NYA~!: It should be obvious.
Jessica Rabbit: Wait. Don't tell me. SHYHARA?! WHAT KINDA STUFF YOU INTO?!
Dad On The Streets, Dad-DY In The Sheets; Has Gone Offline.
Jessica Rabbit: BAHAHAHAHA!
NYA~! Has Gone Offline.
FRESHAVACADO: Welp. I'm done. Night.
Wanna See A MAGICCCC Trick?!: Nyeh, goodnight, Avacado ;)
FRESHAVACADO And 12 Others Have Gone Offline.

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