Frigid | Namgi ✓

Floor Two: Eggcelent!

A/N: Wonderful day to you!

I just woke up, ready to crank out this chapter.

Also

The FINAL BTS LYS CONCERT in SEOUL is this weekend

I'm watching it live in theaters :)

So PUMPED!

l o v e y o u a l l 

~IZZY~

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Minutes passed and Yoongi was starting to wonder why he had agreed to help Namjoon in the first place. 

"NO! Not towards the water bottles! I know that's my home, but--to the bathroom! The egg carton!"

Yoongi slumped under Namjoon's impressive weight on his shoulder. "What do you mean the bathroom? Where do you even go to the bathroom in here anyway?"

The thought grossed him out. If a bunch of tiny people stuck in his fridge pooped and peed all around his food...

"The eggs! The eggs!" Namjoon motioned with his head, clearly worn out from limping. "Over there, you see? That brown carton there."

Yoongi saw the light brown egg carton sitting just past the water bottles and was suddenly disgusted. He imagined himself waking up, pulling open his own fridge to make an omelet, grabbing some eggs and eating someone else's-

"Hey Namjoon." A leaf particle broke off of Yoongi's outfit and flitted to the floor. "Uhhh...you say you need to go to the bathroom but like...I haven't gone at all since I've been here..." He trailed off.

A tired laugh responded to his unsure question. "Yoongi! Have you been holding it this entire time? Jesus!"

Yoongi gave an awkward side smile as his attention went to his bladder. The urge to use the bathroom was there...buried deeply under the stress he felt when being injected into such a foreign environment. Now that he knew he was safe...

"Yeah, actually I really have to go, but-"

"But you're freaked out because we're pissing around food, correct? Because you think it's nasty and you wouldn't want some mini college kids doing the same thing to your precious food collection?"

Yoongi swallowed in mild surprise. "Well, yeah...how did you know?"

Namjoon looked at him strangely without saying anything. Yoongi focused on the approaching egg carton, trying not to think too much about omelets covered in feces.

Once they got there, Namjoon pointed at the far end of the cardboard carton. Yoongi groaned in exasperation. 

"That's so far away, Joon, it's like you're forcing me to get my steps in today-"

"Do you want to pee directly on the eggs, then? Because we can. They're right here, and that slot down there is empty-"

Yoongi sighed. "Oh, all right. Yeah yeah Mr. Bitch Ass Smart Ass yada yada-"

Namjoon smiled.

After a few more pained and limping steps, the pair reached the end of the egg carton that Namjoon had navigated them to. Upon first sight, nothing appeared wrong or smelled off around that portion of the container. In the back of his mind, the leaf-boy was trying hard to find something nasty or pungent about the situation...but there was no trace of shit to be found.

"What...does your pee like, evaporate around here? I don't see where or how you go to the bathroom."

The senior limped over to a the side of the milk carton, by a tiny tear in the side and a small dark patch. He raised his eyes as if Yoongi should understand, but the sophomore didn't blink. Namjoon sighed.