Frigid | Namgi ✓

Floor Two: Can I Help You?

A/N: Wow. My eyes hurt and my face hurts

but so is life!

Can it be helped?

Ahhhh (you see what I did there)

but anyway, have a good day, bad days always move on into better days.

izzy :)

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Yoongi stood in front of the block of cheese, frowning.

"Soooooo, how do you suppose we cut this plastic off? You don't have any tools, or-"

Namjoon chortled. "You haven't cut the cheese before? Let me show you..."

It took Yoongi a while before he got the joke, immediately throwing his hands up to protect his nose. "Oh, OH no thanks! No, Namjoon, you don't have to-"

PPPPFFFFFFTTTT!

Namjoon smirked sinisterly as Yoongi grimaced, burying his nose into his hands. The senior just leaned against the block of cheese, watching.

"Oh YUCK NAMJOON! That sounded disgusting! What have you been eating recently because it smells so bad-"

"Yoongi." Namjoon rolled his eyes and pushed his hair back. "You do realize I made that sound with my mouth, right?"

Namjoon demonstrated the sound again. It was atrociously obvious.

"Oh."

Yoongi facepalmed.

"Damn you, Joon. I've had enough of this trickery! My stomach is empty and I want to eat!" Yoongi pounded a fist against the cold plastic film on the cheese. His hand bounced back, and nothing was accomplished. 

"Punching won't break through this film. We need something sharp to cut a small corner off."

Yoongi examined the film like a scientist, scrutinizing every inch as he rubbed his chin. He felt the plastic with the back of his hand and frowned. 

"But won't the owners of this fridge see that there is a hole in the corner of their cheese block and come to the conclusion that there is a mite invasion in their fridge?! Then they'll pour poison in here! Maybe even mouse traps, and we'll get sick! How will we escape then??? How will I feed Noodle!?"

While Yoongi had his partial mental breakdown, Namjoon just watched him, amused. His injured leg was currently propped against his crutch as he leaned against the orange rectangle. 

"That won't happen."

Yoongi glared at him. "How are you so sure? Just because you got away with it once doesn't mean that the owners won't find out-"

"They won't, Yoongi. If the owner of this fridge is careless enough to let a huge, annoying fly buzz around their food constantly, they won't notice the small holes in their food. Plus, nowadays companies are super cheap with their packaging, which often means defects in the plastics covering certain foods. A tiny, unnoticeable hole and a slightly misshapen block of cheese shouldn't deter their attention too much. If it does, they'll throw it away and blame the company. I mean, think about it. If your food was marked or damaged, would you closely inspect the inside of your fridge for human invaders?"

Yoongi punched the cheese block again as an answer.

"That's what I thought." Namjoon studied their surroundings with heightened interest, clicking his tongue suddenly. "Ahhh, I know how we can open this."