The Delinquents (#Wattys2015)

Chapter 2- Mascow's got the Bow-Wow-Bow-Wow

Chapter 2 - Mascow's got the Bow-Wow-Bow-Wow

Just to clarify things... Mrs.Azaria is played by Jennifer Aniston and Principal Merricks is played by David Deluise.. enjoy this chapter though! :)

"Alright, I believe now it's Mrs.Warner's turn, so please, stand up." Mrs.Azaria said.

Mrs.Warner stood up, looking at Caroline shortly before fixing her gaze onto Mrs.Azaria and Principal Merricks.

"Don't ask me what my daughter did... she didn't do a thing." Mrs.Warner bluntly stated.

"Caroline, it seems that your mother is very much oblivious to what you've done; could you please explain to her what you've done?" Mrs.Azaria asked.

Caroline nodded, standing up.

"I talked to Ms.Alafair in a rude, sassy, and obnoxious demeanor which led to getting myself removed from the Drama club." Caroline stated robotically, as if the words were written on paper for her, and she'd be just reading off of them.

"Alright, Caroline, Mrs.Warner, thank you for speaking, you may sit down now." Mrs.Azaria stated, more like commanded.

When is this going to end already? God.

"Mr.Ferg, could you please stand up and explain what your brother did, that is if you know what he did?" Mrs.Azaria asked.

Simon nodded, standing up. "He pulled a prank on the teachers'." Simon simply said.

"Okay, and what was this prank?" Mrs.Azaria asked.

"Well --" Mrs.Azaria put her hand up front, interrupting him.

"Thank you, but I want to hear it from Steven." She said, fixing her gaze on Steven.

Steven sighed, standing up with his hands back, "I fixed the fire sprinklers to work every 15 seconds so that the teachers' would get wet." Steven finally stated.

Mrs.Azaria nodded, gesturing for him to sit down, while Steven obeyed.

"Mr.Evans, please stand up." Mrs.Azaria stated, with a straight face replacing her calm one.

Jace stood up, fixing his pants.

"Do you have any idea what your cousin did?" Mrs.Azaria asked.

God, this is getting too repetitive and boring. Hurry up!

"No, I have no damn idea what the son of a bitch did." Jace angrily said, looking at Cameron, which made him gulp.

"Jace, watch your language or I will suspend Cameron." Principal Merricks warned.

"I don't give two shits if you suspend him! In fact, go ahead, because I wasn't even supposed to be here, if it weren't for him being an idiotic follower, following these lunatics!" He said, pointing at me, Mikayla, Caroline, Mia, Libby, Rob, Ash and Steven.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, you fucktard! My niece did nothing wrong to your son, nor did she join them! Hell, she doesn't even know them!" Aunt Mariella screeched in anger, getting up from her chair.

"Shut up old lady this doesn't involve you." Jace shouted.

"It does now, because I'm about to give you one hell of a makeover!" Aunt Mar shouted more, going over to rearrange Jace's face.

"Stop it, please, and take your seats." Mrs.Azaria calmly said.

Aunt Mar and Jace continued to fight each-other, until it happened.

"ENOUGH!" Mrs.Azaria shouted very, very, very loudly, taking off her glasses and furiously slumping them down on her desk.

Aunt Mar and Jace looked at each-other, then at mad man Mrs.Azaria, then each-other, then Mrs.Azaria again.

"You heard me," Mrs.Azaria calmly stated, "Go fucking sit down!" she screeched.

Aunt Mariella and Jace bumped into each-other in a scramble, muttering apologies before running to their seats and holding themselves, scared of the current monster standing in front of them.

The entire room went a-gape: Rob and Ash were laughing one second and terrified the next, Mia had her mouth wide open, dropping her nail file, Shania and Libby were practically shivering, Cameron and Steven were also shivering, while Caroline put on a brave front and gave her a smug look at first, but eventually faded the bravery and came the actual fear inside of her, and as for me, I froze in my seat.

And to think the woman taught kindergartners. Best of luck handling the beast, little ones.

Mrs.Azaria began taking deep breaths, before seating herself on the moving black chair she had.

"Okay," She said out of breath. "Ms.Darden, it's your turn now." Mrs.Azaria said, gesturing lightly for Aunt Mariella to stand up.

Aunt Mar stood up, dusting off her shoes, and laughing nervously about what happened with her and Jace.

"I'm sorry for what happened earlier.. It was just a little fight, nothing too big of a deal.. right?" Aunt Mar said, laughing nervously.

Note to self: Extend Gossip Girls' episode amount for Aunt Mar tonight, along with amount of tissues.

"Don't bring it up and just talk." Mrs.Azaria stubbornly said.

Aunt Mar stood still, "I don't know what she did, all I know is that they told me to come to this damn conference."

"Don't add insult to injury," Mrs.Azaria lowly said, "Just.fucking.watch your mouth."

"I really don't know what she did." Aunt Mariella said.

Mrs.Azaria sighed, "She was supposed to report an essay but instead ripped it in half in front of the entire class and started talking about how the education industry is terrible and only want them to become like robots."

"What subject was it?" Aunt Mariella asked.

"Who gives two shits what damn subject it was?! She fucking ripped her essay in half in front of 21 other fucking students and started badmouthing the industry I damn work in!" Mrs.Azaria screeched, "One more word Mariella and I swear to god I will make sure that today will be your last day alive."

Everyone fell agape, again --- especially Aunt Mariella.

"Sorry I'm late, there's something wrong with your tissues; I don't think I wiped my tears right." Mrs.Simmermont said.

I think it's your makeup that didn't cooperate --  but that's not the point, SIT THE FUCK DOWN NOW GODZILLA IS IN FRONT OF US.

"So, what'd I miss?" Mrs.Simmermont asked.

"N-not the time right now mom.." Mikayla stuttered in fear.

Mrs.Simmermont laughed, "Oh come on Mikayla, don't overreact! I've already forgiven you, you won't be grounded and I won't take away Mr.Mascow!"

"Mom... what did we say? No one can know about Mr.Mascow!" Mikayla grumbled threateningly.

"I am the Mascow the Mascow... I've got the bow-wow-b-bow-wow-b-bow-wow," A blonde who looked like Mikayla and Mrs.Simmermont walked in, with what I thought would be Mr.Mascow. "Oh hey mom, hey Mikay kay.. You called?" The girl said.

"I am so going to fucking end you, Lillith." Mikayla muttered.

Thanks for reading! Be sure to comment, I'm open to all opinions. Lillith is played by Justine Ezarik (iJustine). Have a nice day!

-Spriite