Tony was lying on the coffee table, annoying Rhodey since he wanted to place a cup of coffee there. "Haha. Suffer." Tony smirked and closed his eyes. Bucky walked in a smug look on his face and a slight blush. Tony whipped his head up,"Hey, are you the cure to Alzheimer's? Cause you're u-" "Hey Tony, can I borrow a kiss? I'll give it back." Bucky winked, Tony just stared at him confused. "Are you a bank loan? C-" "If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine." Bucky chuckled at how confused Tony was.
"I'm supposed to be the one flirting here! N-" "If you were a fish-tank, I'd tap that," "Literally, Stop." Tony groaned, this was not part of his plan. "The word of the day is Legs today, let's go back to my room and spread the word." "I SWEAR TO GOD-"
Tony never ended up doing anything besides being confused and somewhat scared.
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Fiksi Penggemar[AU] Tony Stark has been dead for over 4 years, he was killed in Siberia by the Shrapnel piercing his Heart because Rogers broke his Arc Reactor. Of course, people assumed he was murdered, nobody suspected that what happened in Siberia could of kill...