"HELLLOOOOO! Welcome to... *drum roll* Answering your questions!" Satan announced.
"My name is Maple or you can call me Satan Cipher, and I'm gonna be your host today!" The audience in the side lines cheered wildly.
"Haha, now, let's welcome our contestants that shall be answering your questions!" The crowd cheered once more as Satan pointed over to the black opening curtains revealing all the contestants that shall be in this today.
"First up we have the oh-so-jerky-famous... Benjamin Drowned!" Satan snorted, "sorry, that just sounds so weird that I'm putting his last time as 'drowned'."
Anyways, Ben came out of the curtain wearing his usual outfit of his green jacket and jeans, he walked up to one of the high chairs that were placed for contestants and sat down lazily.
"Next we have the gorgeous...(Y/N)(L/N) or the reader, aka you!" Then, you went to go sit on one of the high chairs next to Ben, he glanced at you and you looked back and gave him a heart warming smile, Ben's cheeks flared up and turned away quickly.
However, you didn't notice that. "Next up, we have the infamous Satan worshippers, which is Cherry Elepha, (Sliver_Cherry ) Raine Skylar Azure (Aurorafur_Daemon ) and Maxime Well or more well known as Max Well. And there's me too! (MapleSyrup02 )" Cher, Azure and Max all came out and took a seat on the high chair while Satan remained standing as the host holding a microphone.
"Now then, there's also Helen and Zalgo, unfortunately, Zalgo can't join us today. So here's Helen, Caius came too!" Once Helen came out half the people in the audience glared at him, especially Ben and the Satan Worshippers." Satan sweatdropped and tried to calm the crowd. "H-Hehe." Helen stuttered as he gave a nervous smile.
"Now now, Helen is just playing his part." She reassured, "Okay, now that all the characters are introduced, let's move on to the questions!" Satan grinned.
"First up we have the amazing, Kathryn5454 whom has been giving this book very positive feedback! They asks, 'how did Author (Satan) draw like this?' I assuming they meant the Ben Drowned chibi art that I did,
Well, I say its up to standards of art and I use the drawing app called, Sketch. A Friend of mine recommended it to me a while ago and I haven't used it since not too Long ago. Since I was making multiple books, I wanted to have my own art in this.
So, it's simple really, once you get the hang of how to use Sketch, your drawings will probably be better than mine!" Satan smiled, as she looked at the stack of cards in her hand.
"Oh, they also asked a few more questions, such as 'What does Author (Satan) Do when i have a writer's block and want to upload?"
"Well, I tend to get my inspirations from my friends or reading other stories, I don't mean copy them, just once you have a certain image in your mind, your imagination should be able to extend the idea for yourself automatically! For me at least."
"And, they have a last question, however, since it's containing reading her book and giving her advice, I'll rather do that personally." Maple explained as she flipped the card stack to the next set of white cards.
"Next we have, the lovely Sliver_Cherry , the elephant lover herself! And the crazy Caiple shipper," She whispered as the crowd roared with laughter.
"Now, of course her question is Caiple related," Maple sighed and shook her head, "she says, if Maple had to go on a date with Caius, where would she go?"
"Well, if I really had to, I would go to amusement park and hopefully scare the crap outto Miles." The devil grinned sadistically.
Azure giggled at her answer as Cherry screamed, "CAIPLE!" Rolling her eyes playfully, she moved on to the nest question, "Cher also asks, 'also, why does Helen's name sound like a girl's?'" I deadpanned.
"Helen is bloody painter and blah blah blah go Google it." Satan said lazily.
"Okay, since nobody else gave me questions and this story is lonely and nobody comments anymore. I SHALL ASK MY OWN QUESTIONS." Satan raised up her hands and pumped it into the sky while the cast deadpanned.
"First, Ben, would you date (Y/n)?" She asked. Ben started blushing and screamed, "HEY IF I ANSWERED THAT, THEN THE WHOLE PLOT WOULD HE RUINED STUPID AUTHOR!"
Satan thought about that before nodding, "true. Fine then, would you go out with (Y/n)?"
"THATS THE SAME THING!"
"Ugh, this is painful to watch, let me do the hosting." Azure declared as she pushed away Satan and nabbed the mic.
"Hey!" Satan showed a pouty face as she slumped into Azure's chair. "Ben, a question." She started.
"Basically, would you go to the amusement park with (Y/n)?" She asked, voice monotone. A red hue was spread across Ben's pale white cheeks as he answered, "Yes?" He questioned himself.
"Alrighty, next question then."
"Why is Jeff such a asshole?" Azure asked.
"LANGUAGE." Satan shouted in the background as Jeff answered the question.
"Ask the fuckin' author, I didn't chose to be a dick." He answered, scowling.
"I think you were originally a dick." Azure whispered to the audience who howled in laughter.
"I HEARD THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Jeff screamed.
"LANGUAGE PEOPLE LANGUAGE." Satan scolded as Jeff flipped his chair that he recently got off of. "NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LANGUAGE I CAN CURSE AS I WANT-" Then, Satan flipped him as Jeff fell down.
"OH ITS ON LADY." He got up and pounced onto Satan as they started brawling.
"Anddd, that wraps up today's Q & A! Hope you guys enjoyed this special chapter and we better end this quickly before Satan and Jeff-" suddenly a chair was thrown at Azure,
"WHO DA FUCK THREW A CHAIR AT ME?!"
Extra: (Max & Cherry)
"Hm, this is fun to watch." Cherry said as she sat on her high stool, crossed arms, watching a brawl enfold among the Azure, Satan and Jeff.Soon, Ben and (Y/N) had left to go home and watch Netflix as Max replied Cherry, "Yea." He did the same action as the brawl encountered some screaming and more thrown chairs and tables.
"Should we go home?" Cherry asked, looking at Max with a small smile. "Yea, let's go Cher." Max agreed, returning the smile as they got off of their well polished white high stools and went home together.
(HAHA I INCLUDED CHERIME, HAHHAAHAH and plus I just noticed that Max wasn't featured in almost the entire chapter XD so I gave him a role in le extra scene. ^w^)
I bid you adieu~
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