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Toxic by Brittany spears //Frexy

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before reading this I want to mention the story that this was based off of, the story is called My love is toxic/ Frexy by Blitz-gamer1, on wattpad. its loosely based on that because I thought it was really gross ( you know with tons of furry porn and all in the book) and a pretty bad story.

in school I wrote this already but I lost it...and its summer, so Im gonna try and remember it as much as I can

ok continue

It was a normal day in Freddy Fazbears pizzaria. everybody watched in silence as Freddy threw punches at Foxy. they knew Freddy loved to beat people so they didnt protest. Freddy thenchoke slamed Foxy into a wall (got nosebleed lol) Foxy stumbled toward Freddy and slashed him with his hook, "frick you Freddy" he whined then he ran to pirates cove.

Pirates cove

Foxy stumbled in crying "why is Freddy so mean" he started to cry, looking around the room he noticed a shard of glass. sniffling he grabbed it "i want to die" foxy cried suddenly becoming emo. he slashed his robotic arm.his arm, that is METAL and robotic, started to bleed all over the ground, feeling satisfied foxy kept doing it, but then he heard Freddys voice. "HEY FOXY GET YOUR SORRY BUM OUT HERE" foxy shed a tear and dragged himself over to the bear who was now in the cove. "yeah Freddy" foxy sighed. Freddy the ROBOT blushed a deep red " I suddenly love you" Freddy blushed even harder (nosebleed nosebleed nosebleed)freddy smooched the sexy fox sending them both to the floor." but Freddy im not gay.." standing up Freddy pulled down his pants and revealed a 20 foot shlong! Foxy drooled at the sight "well guess im gay now" he leapt onto Freddy as they both went to town. Freddy then stuck his 20 foot shlong into foxy instantly sending pain up the gay fox "AHHHHHH FREDDY STOP IM DYING". afterwards Freddy smooched foxy, who then also tried to stand up, but failed. "freddy...i think you're shlong paralyzed me' Foxy sighed "oh oops i guess lol" said freddy, then he left the pirates cove.

months later...

Foxy sat in his wheelchair while Freddy sat on one knee in front of him "Foxy the sexy, gay, loveable hunk...will you marry me" Fox sat in shock "sure diggity dawg" he replied then they Brofisted each other. they both crawled into bed later that night, foxy unable to sleep because of the stomach ache he had all day, so he hopped into his wheelchair and rolled to the kitchen where he found just the girl he was looking for...CHICA (nosebleed) "hey chica can you help me?" asked foxy, in return chica turned to him "yeah, what can i help you with" foxy weeled over to her "can you see whats wrong with my rumbley tumbley" chica looked at his perfectly looking tummy " yup you're pregnant" he moaned then she went back to bed. foxy as quick as he could came back to the cove "FREDDY M_PREG IS REAL" freddy gasped "i knew it", "oh yeah also im pregnant" Freddy double gasped "OH MY GOODNESE JUST LIKE MY FANFICTION" they once again crawled into bed but this time they had their hands wrapped around foxy's tummy.

more months

foxy sat at the edge of the table screaming, he was in labor. Freddy came to foxys aid "dang it Freddy I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN TEMPTED BY THAT MASSIVE WEE WEE". anothr wav o pain crashed over Foxy as he continued to insult his new husband. suddenly a Green thing flew out of Foxys bum crashing into the wall, then it scremed. bonnie rushed over to the baby "congradulations its a boy!!!!111'111" Foxy hugged freddy and cried "lets name him kermit" and thats how kermit the frog was made.

THE END

...and yes this was supposed to be written poorly