"hey where's Perry" Phineus questioned, his retard brother Ferb nodding in agreement. Perry sneaked away to his secret spot, where he goes to meet an old man that lives in his mom's basement. "agent P we want you to meet agent R, but you can call him Rufus." Perry looked looked over to the corner of the room to find the most sexy thing he has ever laid eyes on, "hi i'm Rufus" the naked mole rat exclaimed, "wow you're hot" yelled at Rufus as he skirted across the room to meet him. Rufus squealed in delight as Perry licked him relentlessly, "hey babe you wanna go out tonight" Perry moaned "of course i do honey" Rufus answered with great optimism " ok we're going to chuck ' E' cheese because that is the most romantic place ever" rufus nodded in agreement then skirted off to fight doctor doofenshmertz.
Rufus woke up that morning ready for the date, Ron the taco eating big thick thigh boy was sleeping because he is lazy as frick. Rufus snuck out the window, the sheer cold of the wind stung his naked body, but he didn't care because he knew he would be meeting with the handsome babe Perry. Rufus thwacked the door of the Chuck'E' cheese's and walked up to the front desk, he took out the wallet he stole from Ron Weasley and paid for himself because Perry was already inside waiting for him. Rufus slowley walked into the main part of the establishment, the smell of dirty underwear and pizza murderd the insides of his nose, but he didn't care once again because he was looking forward to perrys warm touch. Rufus looked around the arcade and when he looked at the stage area he sqealed he saw Perry. the handsome young lad was sitting next to Chucky and moaning, he was absolutely demolishing his pee-pee at the sound of chucky's melodic voice. " PERRY WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOIING" Perry slowly turned his head in shock as he stared at rufus "Mr platypus we're over" Rufus then got kidnapped by dr.Doof and was never seen again.
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